I doubt anyone will read this, and sry if it offends you in any way
Me and Sarahs convo, i am such a dork
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IKill4Menny: hello!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: hey
JesusIsnt4Eating: sup?
IKill4Menny: notta much, youz?
JesusIsnt4Eating: i made my oatmeal into a drink
JesusIsnt4Eating: woo woo
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: score!
IKill4Menny: i keep thinking bout....coach, lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: we should call her that from now on
IKill4Menny: oh yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: you at mennys?
IKill4Menny: its just the way she walks, and the catchy sayings...lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol yeah
IKill4Menny: nope, the parents said, NO, them whores
JesusIsnt4Eating: arg monkey that sucks
IKill4Menny: my mom said it was because of ym "health"
IKill4Menny: that i was "ill"
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: so aparently i am sick at the moment
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahah sicky mc sick sick
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha im drinking oatmeal!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: its all thick
IKill4Menny: lol, your INSANE
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: its fun
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill make you one if you come over sometime
IKill4Menny: how did u manage to do that?
JesusIsnt4Eating: and youll have to drink it.. ALL
IKill4Menny: aight, IM GAME
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-D coo
IKill4Menny: i gotta have my pops
IKill4Menny: that is such an unoriginal name
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know man
JesusIsnt4Eating: pops
IKill4Menny: and they arnt really that good....3 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: atleast be.. MULTIPLE SEIZURE CAUSEING POPS
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. you know, pretty colors, they spark when you bite them
JesusIsnt4Eating: that kinda deal
IKill4Menny: they could have been POOPLES and that would ahve been cool...
IKill4Menny: *popples i meant, but pooples is still cool
IKill4Menny: lol, i agree!
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahah
JesusIsnt4Eating: we should invent them
IKill4Menny: http://hannu.daug.net/letters/index.php REALLY frustrating
IKill4Menny: i know, then they would be the shit (literally! HA, man im funny)
IKill4Menny: i like funny stuff
IKill4Menny: oh god!! today is FRIDAY!! I forgot! doo-hoo-hoo!
IKill4Menny: time to par-tay!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: that game sucks i hate it it crushed my religion
IKill4Menny: lol, GOOD
IKill4Menny: i get really angry at it, so i cry
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: *tear*
JesusIsnt4Eating: mrs blacker was getting testy with me today
JesusIsnt4Eating: LADIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM PEEING
IKill4Menny: bleh, my computer went on vacation again
IKill4Menny: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!
IKill4Menny: grad your boots and get to the bowling alleys!
IKill4Menny: *grab
IKill4Menny: i know, shes a tricky one now isnt she
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah
IKill4Menny signed off at 6:15:02 PM.
IKill4Menny signed on at 6:19:23 PM.
IKill4Menny: boogy-de-woogue!
JesusIsnt4Eating: AHH JESUS
JesusIsnt4Eating: hiya
IKill4Menny: lol, gotcha!, its just me though, dont worry
JesusIsnt4Eating: ... when i said hiya, did you think i was saying hi? or did you think i was being a ninja?
IKill4Menny: i dont know...ninja perhaps
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. WRONG
JesusIsnt4Eating: both
IKill4Menny: oi
IKill4Menny: all of a sudden it felt like there was somthing...trying to...kill me around my neck...did you make another dman voodoo doll?
JesusIsnt4Eating: im just that skilled that i can do two things at once
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...
IKill4Menny: lol, yippy!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt make another one
JesusIsnt4Eating: i used the same one
JesusIsnt4Eating: silly
IKill4Menny: lol, well then thats a differnt situation
JesusIsnt4Eating: i can get like..5 or so uses out of one of those bad boys
IKill4Menny: lol, well then you make the good stuff
JesusIsnt4Eating: i think im getting fat.. i have a big ass, huge hips and a gibblet
JesusIsnt4Eating: maybe if i stop eating people...
JesusIsnt4Eating: NOOO that cant be it
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: how silly
JesusIsnt4Eating: O:-)
JesusIsnt4Eating: i will not be silly
JesusIsnt4Eating: but
JesusIsnt4Eating: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. if you dont want it that is
IKill4Menny: lol, well good thing i recently pulled it off
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM BORED
JesusIsnt4Eating: yet oh so sexy
IKill4Menny: me too man, me too
IKill4Menny: only the best are
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
JesusIsnt4Eating: like us
IKill4Menny: lol GOOD
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah i thought so
IKill4Menny: it doesnt feel like friday
IKill4Menny: so suspicous........
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: maybe its not
JesusIsnt4Eating: and we're just crazy
IKill4Menny: and its just all a lie
JesusIsnt4Eating: i think it wed.
IKill4Menny: i know, thats what it feels like
JesusIsnt4Eating: hey sarah guess what?
IKill4Menny: and wed. are a better snowing day...because it FEELLLSSS right
IKill4Menny: wha?
JesusIsnt4Eating: ITS OK
IKill4Menny: i cant spell wed. perhaps...
JesusIsnt4Eating: I HAD SUBWAY
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: damn right its ok, just as long as you have subway
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...i did
JesusIsnt4Eating: LADIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM PEEING
IKill4Menny: 5 stars then
JesusIsnt4Eating: kk
JesusIsnt4Eating: ya
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: 8-)
IKill4Menny: what did coach say, i forgot the other part "i am 4 foot 4 and..."
JesusIsnt4Eating: AND ILL CRUSH YOU
IKill4Menny: ok, thanks to you-HOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: and what was another thing (besides LADIES, IM PEEING)
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM READY
IKill4Menny: lol, thanks
IKill4Menny: just hearing that makes me giggle
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: im telling everyone about it
JesusIsnt4Eating: its sooo funny
IKill4Menny: me too man
IKill4Menny: its hard to explain though
IKill4Menny: we must take PICTURES
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
IKill4Menny: god that would be awsoe
IKill4Menny: *awsome
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh yeah!
IKill4Menny: i keep on thinking about her going "LADIES....IM PEEING!"
IKill4Menny: like it was her first time
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
IKill4Menny: ...now we should announce EVERYTHING we do
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lets go for it
IKill4Menny: OH YEAH
JesusIsnt4Eating: NICE
IKill4Menny: i'd be kinda hard to do it online, with all the typing and such, so we only do it when we around eachother, mmmmkay?
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: good
JesusIsnt4Eating: ness
IKill4Menny: twice
IKill4Menny: CLARINETS
IKill4Menny: i betcha didnt see that coming....FOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: WOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: NO I DIDNT
IKill4Menny: excellent
IKill4Menny: IM BORED
JesusIsnt4Eating: me
IKill4Menny: and i forgot my noot at the MARKET
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: hahaha, that makes NO sense
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know i know
IKill4Menny: what the hell is a NOOT? hahaa
IKill4Menny: my computer is really slow on the soul train
JesusIsnt4Eating: SOUL TRAIN!!!
IKill4Menny: good morning
IKill4Menny: mmmhmm girl
IKill4Menny: turns out noot isnt a word....:tear:
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: we really have to start making a list of all the words we make up
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol yes we have too
JesusIsnt4Eating: !!!
IKill4Menny: i'll put it in my profile
JesusIsnt4Eating: YAY
IKill4Menny: what ones should be in there (buncher, tomastiple, vagingo...any more?)
IKill4Menny: *bunchner
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: Pop SICKLES!
JesusIsnt4Eating: pop shickles
JesusIsnt4Eating: **
IKill4Menny: oohh yesh
IKill4Menny: i forgot
IKill4Menny: i just looked at LADIES...IM PEEING AGAIN and i just LOST IT
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: what should it be titled...everything must be pergantoercy
IKill4Menny: DAMN
IKill4Menny: i was trying to spell perfect
IKill4Menny: but i came out pergantoercy
IKill4Menny: HA
JesusIsnt4Eating: read my profile
IKill4Menny: i think i may...
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: yippy!
IKill4Menny: i put it in mine too, because im cool like that
JesusIsnt4Eating: nothing comes up for yours
JesusIsnt4Eating: because its stupid
IKill4Menny: lol, because i CLEARED it
JesusIsnt4Eating: ahh
JesusIsnt4Eating: DONT DO THAT SON
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill crush your skull like a delicate tulip
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-D
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: "IM 4 FOOT 4 AND I WILL CRUSH YOU"
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: OMG I JUST DID THE CRAZY LAUGH
JesusIsnt4Eating: eeep
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i laugh weirs
IKill4Menny: maybes
JesusIsnt4Eating: weird**
IKill4Menny: weirs....wires in an accent
IKill4Menny: A CRAZY ACCENT
JesusIsnt4Eating: I KNOW
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: *rolls into ball*
JesusIsnt4Eating: i dont wanna hear it!
IKill4Menny: shhh, let the seagul squack about its young
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to pu tthis whole conversation in my BLURTAY
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahaha
IKill4Menny: WHAAT DID YOU SAY!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i said SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: www.lm.vogel-noot.com NOOT is a used word!! haha! i am a genious!
IKill4Menny: my arm is having muscle spasm again...haha this is fun!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: today
JesusIsnt4Eating: we studied SEX
IKill4Menny: score!!!!!
IKill4Menny: 5 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: and pubic lice of course
JesusIsnt4Eating: it was sick
IKill4Menny: thats makes me SICK
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: like furbies
IKill4Menny: ewww.....tell me more!! lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: furbies are on the tv
IKill4Menny: i dont have health yet, but i do next quarter...score
JesusIsnt4Eating: NO
JesusIsnt4Eating: WAIT
IKill4Menny: WHAT??
IKill4Menny: WHY?
JesusIsnt4Eating: furbies are toys
IKill4Menny: they are sooo 1999
IKill4Menny: i think.......
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. something like that
JesusIsnt4Eating: but remember at good will when i came up to you wearing a bright orange furbie shirt
JesusIsnt4Eating: and you said.. that makes me SICK
IKill4Menny: lol, oh yeah
IKill4Menny: we should go to a good will again...that was a fun day in history
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: remember how it smelled like old people
JesusIsnt4Eating: sssssss
JesusIsnt4Eating: feet
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: and you licked the shirt and after my mom told you they dont wash them...
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...
JesusIsnt4Eating: shut up
IKill4Menny: haahhaha
IKill4Menny: GOTCHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: i told you not to talk about that
JesusIsnt4Eating: EVER
IKill4Menny: hahahehoodoo-hoo-hoo!
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb i have to pee so bad, like when we were lauging about the 4 foot giant today
IKill4Menny: have u donez any er updatiner on yo websyt?
IKill4Menny: lol
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: Linda...Im coming for you.
IKill4Menny: wtf?....lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: back
IKill4Menny: do you feel released?
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh yeah!
JesusIsnt4Eating: like the away?
IKill4Menny: good, very good
JesusIsnt4Eating: 8-)
IKill4Menny: yes...who is linda? AM I LINDA?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: your linda
JesusIsnt4Eating: im linda
JesusIsnt4Eating: we're all linda
IKill4Menny: yippaa!
IKill4Menny: BUT hav u dun n-e ting 2 yo wedsyt?
JesusIsnt4Eating: noppers
JesusIsnt4Eating: i dont think so
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. unless
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMN PIXIES
IKill4Menny: HEY, dont offend the clan....especially not the QUEEN! lol
IKill4Menny: ...yet again i dont make sense
JesusIsnt4Eating: your not the queen
JesusIsnt4Eating: i am
JesusIsnt4Eating: your the king
JesusIsnt4Eating: we have sex
JesusIsnt4Eating: and make babies
IKill4Menny: o la la!
JesusIsnt4Eating: then i get to eat you
IKill4Menny: how scandiliu
IKill4Menny: ya!
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-P
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: spanish people are INSANE
IKill4Menny: they eat cow utters
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: but sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: so do you
IKill4Menny: SHHH
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill keep it on the downlow
IKill4Menny: aight, good
IKill4Menny: IMA COMSUMER WHORE
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know you are
JesusIsnt4Eating: WAIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: i thought you were free?
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: whores cost the ching ching
IKill4Menny: only if i like you...
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..*flashes* you like what you see?
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know you do
IKill4Menny: mmhmm!
JesusIsnt4Eating: your no virgin
IKill4Menny: russion people are pretty insane as well
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP!
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP!@
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..
JesusIsnt4Eating: HEHE
JesusIsnt4Eating: NEVER
IKill4Menny: puh, i spit upson your feet!!
IKill4Menny: *upon
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: these are the only shoes i have
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know that
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-\
IKill4Menny: so sorry
JesusIsnt4Eating: you should ne
JesusIsnt4Eating: be*
JesusIsnt4Eating: LICK IT UP
IKill4Menny: dont cry
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. ok
IKill4Menny: ...it snowed today...tehehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: LIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: ALL LIES
IKill4Menny: did YOU get any snow at the homestead?
JesusIsnt4Eating: uhh
JesusIsnt4Eating: like.. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: alot
JesusIsnt4Eating: TONS!
JesusIsnt4Eating: of
IKill4Menny: WAHOO!
JesusIsnt4Eating: vodka
IKill4Menny: good thing i brought the 176, or you'd be in danger
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAH
JesusIsnt4Eating: thank jesus
IKill4Menny: YO! do you remember any of the things i worte about in the note?
IKill4Menny: or am i completly insane
JesusIsnt4Eating: .a little from both
IKill4Menny: do you remember the cartwheen toy thang
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. NOOOPE
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb
IKill4Menny: damn
IKill4Menny: kk
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to watch the telly
JesusIsnt4Eating: for like an hour
IKill4Menny: alrighty
IKill4Menny: i'll be here
IKill4Menny: i got no life
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha loser
IKill4Menny: psh...maybe
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: if some idiot came in front of my court suing McDonald's for keeping the coffee hot, I would not only dismiss the case, I'd have the bailiff put a jar of fucking spiders over their head. And since it'd be my court, the bailiff in charge of the spiders would be Carmen Electra in a bikini. And right before court was adjourned for staff oil wrestling, I'd legally change the name of the plaintiff to "I am a Fag." You don't fuck around in my court.
IKill4Menny: come back! im bored
JesusIsnt4Eating: ok
IKill4Menny: YES your back!
JesusIsnt4Eating: yep yep
JesusIsnt4Eating: sup ma!?
IKill4Menny: now we can have one of our crazy "i almost pissed myself" convos
IKill4Menny: nuttin pa!
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES!!
IKill4Menny: yoooz?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. wah?!
JesusIsnt4Eating: pppssh
JesusIsnt4Eating: my turtle died
JesusIsnt4Eating: :'(
IKill4Menny: WHAT?!?!!?!?1
IKill4Menny: GOD NO!!
IKill4Menny: :'(
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. i walked into his cage today and thats when i saw him
IKill4Menny: GOD, now im really upset...
JesusIsnt4Eating: with another woman
IKill4Menny: walked...into...his...cage?
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: INSANE
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: i was seeing how long it would take for you to notice
JesusIsnt4Eating: that
IKill4Menny: but with another women...unexceptable!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: and the fact that i dont have a turtle
JesusIsnt4Eating: but yeah
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: another woman
IKill4Menny: thats so not cool
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know
IKill4Menny: at least it wasnt your mom this time...right?
JesusIsnt4Eating: its about as cool as AIDs
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. this time
JesusIsnt4Eating: it was my dad
JesusIsnt4Eating: *bites lip*
IKill4Menny: GOD NO!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: *nods* yes
IKill4Menny: this is so devistating..
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
JesusIsnt4Eating: *points finger at you * YES
IKill4Menny: LOL
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha that girl on my bus got in trouble for attacking people (me. thats all i care about) with a sex toy
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: MAWW HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know what makes it better?
JesusIsnt4Eating: the bus drive
JesusIsnt4Eating: r
JesusIsnt4Eating: the one that wrote her up
JesusIsnt4Eating: IS HER AUNT
JesusIsnt4Eating: !!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: DON DON DON
IKill4Menny: HAHAHA
IKill4Menny: that must have been AWKWARD
JesusIsnt4Eating: i was all like.. BOOMSHACKALACKA!!! WHAT NOW. WHORE.:
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: why the hell would she have her friends vibrator though??? thats...DIRTY!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. because shes.. um.. yes i believe you said it best with dirty
JesusIsnt4Eating: im clean
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...ish
JesusIsnt4Eating: (remember that in art clas)
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ( i scared melissa i think)
IKill4Menny: oh how i remember
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: with the cookie
JesusIsnt4Eating: i asked her if she wanted a bite
IKill4Menny: when i spell remember i always go into slow motion...i retarded
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: you retart
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes i said retart
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: look whos the retard NOW???
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. you?
IKill4Menny: NO!! YOOOOUUU!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. thats what i said.. you
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-P
IKill4Menny: psh...puh, i spit on you
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: no more spitting!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: HHHAUCKPAATOOOEEE
IKill4Menny: lol, YOU MADE ME LAUGH
IKill4Menny: and i breathed
IKill4Menny: then i breathed in
IKill4Menny: smelling mah STINKING breath
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha loser
IKill4Menny: brb, gotta go clear the plague
JesusIsnt4Eating: kk
Auto response from IKill4Menny: clearing the plague...you know what i mean...
IKill4Menny: i got the last piece of gum!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: ... i thought i took the last piece last night?
IKill4Menny: NOPE!!! hahaha i trick you! fool!
JesusIsnt4Eating: . damnit
JesusIsnt4Eating: but
JesusIsnt4Eating: if you lied to me about that
JesusIsnt4Eating: then..
JesusIsnt4Eating: what you said while we were... you know, "in the moment".. was that a lie too?
IKill4Menny: DAMN now i gotta pee
IKill4Menny: NO
IKill4Menny: it NEVER WAS A LIE
JesusIsnt4Eating: hah
JesusIsnt4Eating: niceness
JesusIsnt4Eating: i knew you liked it ;-)
IKill4Menny: mmhmmm guuuurrrlll
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i am saving all our convos from now on, because they are just too damn funny
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: we're famous
JesusIsnt4Eating: smile
JesusIsnt4Eating: people are readin our conversations
JesusIsnt4Eating: RIGHT NOW
IKill4Menny: WAHOO!
IKill4Menny: ...reallly?
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...look at them
JesusIsnt4Eating: readin out conversation
JesusIsnt4Eating: OUR**
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMNIT
IKill4Menny: ooo, how devious of them
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. now there going to see how stupid i am
JesusIsnt4Eating: and that i cant spell out
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMNIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: our***
JesusIsnt4Eating: FUCK ME
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: AHHH!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: fuck.. i didnt even mean to do that
JesusIsnt4Eating: thats why its sad
JesusIsnt4Eating: and im going to go cry myself to sleep
IKill4Menny: ok, i'll bring the butter!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. good stuff
JesusIsnt4Eating: butter is
JesusIsnt4Eating: *shimmy*
IKill4Menny: lol, and this is why i love you so much
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes... i love me too
IKill4Menny: WAIT A MINUTE
JesusIsnt4Eating: *waiting*
IKill4Menny: do you feel that?
JesusIsnt4Eating: THE VIBRATION FROM MY LOVE?
IKill4Menny: its the vibrations!! FROM YOUR LOVE!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
IKill4Menny: YES! GOD YES!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i just hung up on becky like 10 times
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb
IKill4Menny: lol
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: phone
IKill4Menny: GOOD
IKill4Menny: GOD i am really sexy
IKill4Menny: i have a great ass too
IKill4Menny: SSS ssss! the moustach is calling you forth, lol (help, mrs.blacker is in my house)
JesusIsnt4Eating: your an idiot
IKill4Menny: shhh, she might here you
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i put herto sleep in the closet
JesusIsnt4Eating: i got your email.. fucker
IKill4Menny: i told you i'd be here still
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol but your in for a treat..
IKill4Menny: HA!
IKill4Menny: i am good
JesusIsnt4Eating: no
JesusIsnt4Eating: i am
IKill4Menny: oh god...
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt fall for it
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: but its great
JesusIsnt4Eating: go read it
IKill4Menny: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!
IKill4Menny: whats the treat?
IKill4Menny: ahh!
IKill4Menny: tell me!
IKill4Menny: ahh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: read it
IKill4Menny: the suspense is eating away at my flesh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i...must...check.. THE E-MAIL
JesusIsnt4Eating: go for it
IKill4Menny: of doom (coaches voice)
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: couch!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt mean to type that
JesusIsnt4Eating: i meant coach
IKill4Menny: im surre
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i sound couch
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: I MEANT SAID**
IKill4Menny: LLOOOOSSER!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-(
IKill4Menny: sry
IKill4Menny: N-O-T
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: wheoshhhey boom boom
IKill4Menny: oh, i liked that one
JesusIsnt4Eating: ooh yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: kick it
IKill4Menny: CHECK IT!! im black as paper, i like american cheese. i forgot to wash my knees so i say momma please! i cant sing da ABCs but i am mad cool, i have a third nipple, i dominate the school!!
IKill4Menny: I KICK ASS
JesusIsnt4Eating: OMG
JesusIsnt4Eating: AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF?"
IKill4Menny: holy shit, i rule
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i love you
JesusIsnt4Eating: more than jesus
IKill4Menny: oh la la!!
IKill4Menny: no he is going to kill me so he is loved more
IKill4Menny: wow, 3 e-mails!
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: i am so popular
IKill4Menny: i love that little rap i did, i must save it
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: PEOPLE ARE READING IT
IKill4Menny: HOW?????
IKill4Menny: you keep saying that?
IKill4Menny: your insane!!
IKill4Menny: ahhh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA AND YOUR ON TV
JesusIsnt4Eating: I MEAN MY BLURTY
IKill4Menny: WHAT!!??
IKill4Menny: good thing i look hot today..
IKill4Menny: what is that? you said it before mongrul!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
JesusIsnt4Eating: i looked hotter
JesusIsnt4Eating: hair all not brushed and all
IKill4Menny: o la la!
IKill4Menny: JesusIsnt4Eating (10:13:12 PM): I MEAN MY BLURTY << HWAT IS THIS NONSENSE?
JesusIsnt4Eating: its MY nonsense
IKill4Menny: is it some sorta....russian thing i dont know about...? or what?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: remember?
IKill4Menny: lol from time to time
JesusIsnt4Eating: no you dont
IKill4Menny: when i get flash backs of my previous life
JesusIsnt4Eating: because the russians dont want you to!!
IKill4Menny: AHHH!
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-\
JesusIsnt4Eating: their tricky
JesusIsnt4Eating: they'lll eat the buttons off your overalls
IKill4Menny: mmhmm gurl
IKill4Menny: ...GOD NO
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
JesusIsnt4Eating: GOOD DAY SIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: good.. day.. sit?.. i have no idea
IKill4Menny: lol, it was nice though
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: like my ass....i mean..WHO SAID THAT?
JesusIsnt4Eating: WOAH!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: *swings arm *
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: i pictured you going that, so i am cracking up right now...WOO!
IKill4Menny: *doing
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: HAHAHAHA, i just read the email..... I LOVE YOU
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too.. me too
IKill4Menny: 5 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: and a half?
IKill4Menny: perhaps, possibly, sometimes, maybe
JesusIsnt4Eating: TWICE
JesusIsnt4Eating: twice.. your mother left without paying me fo rmy services
JesusIsnt4Eating: O:-)
IKill4Menny: WEDNESDAY
IKill4Menny: (i figured out how to spell it!!)
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA NICE
IKill4Menny: Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy slash girl!!! ( you've probably heard this, but you hear again!! and this would have been nothing with out the "slah" part)
IKill4Menny: *slash
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: SO, how are YOU
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. um . im ON the Phone
IKill4Menny: WHAT! but thats unsafe...use protection
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. oh i will
IKill4Menny: i am a russian whore
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: ;-)
IKill4Menny: i...am...bored
JesusIsnt4Eating: i.. am... god
IKill4Menny: damn damn damn damn damn damn
IKill4Menny: good...thinking...captain
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...ahoo ahoo
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: bcnjk
IKill4Menny: i did that with my head!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: huh! no school tomorrow!
IKill4Menny: i forgot...again
JesusIsnt4Eating: YAY
JesusIsnt4Eating: SWIN FAN!
IKill4Menny: whhaaa?
IKill4Menny: your yelling out insane things again
JesusIsnt4Eating: no im not.. TEA POT
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: god damn i hate pants
IKill4Menny: me too, tats why mine are off
IKill4Menny: *thats...but tats is coo too
JesusIsnt4Eating: tats? like tattoos?
IKill4Menny: perhaps
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
JesusIsnt4Eating: with your mom now
IKill4Menny: alrighty
IKill4Menny: k
JesusIsnt4Eating: g'night
IKill4Menny: have fun
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh i will ;-)
JesusIsnt4Eating: your moms great fun
IKill4Menny: nighty nighty
JesusIsnt4Eating: night
_______________________________
IKill4Menny: hello!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: hey
JesusIsnt4Eating: sup?
IKill4Menny: notta much, youz?
JesusIsnt4Eating: i made my oatmeal into a drink
JesusIsnt4Eating: woo woo
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: score!
IKill4Menny: i keep thinking bout....coach, lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: we should call her that from now on
IKill4Menny: oh yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: you at mennys?
IKill4Menny: its just the way she walks, and the catchy sayings...lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol yeah
IKill4Menny: nope, the parents said, NO, them whores
JesusIsnt4Eating: arg monkey that sucks
IKill4Menny: my mom said it was because of ym "health"
IKill4Menny: that i was "ill"
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: so aparently i am sick at the moment
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahah sicky mc sick sick
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha im drinking oatmeal!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: its all thick
IKill4Menny: lol, your INSANE
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: its fun
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill make you one if you come over sometime
IKill4Menny: how did u manage to do that?
JesusIsnt4Eating: and youll have to drink it.. ALL
IKill4Menny: aight, IM GAME
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-D coo
IKill4Menny: i gotta have my pops
IKill4Menny: that is such an unoriginal name
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know man
JesusIsnt4Eating: pops
IKill4Menny: and they arnt really that good....3 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: atleast be.. MULTIPLE SEIZURE CAUSEING POPS
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. you know, pretty colors, they spark when you bite them
JesusIsnt4Eating: that kinda deal
IKill4Menny: they could have been POOPLES and that would ahve been cool...
IKill4Menny: *popples i meant, but pooples is still cool
IKill4Menny: lol, i agree!
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahah
JesusIsnt4Eating: we should invent them
IKill4Menny: http://hannu.daug.net/letters/index.php REALLY frustrating
IKill4Menny: i know, then they would be the shit (literally! HA, man im funny)
IKill4Menny: i like funny stuff
IKill4Menny: oh god!! today is FRIDAY!! I forgot! doo-hoo-hoo!
IKill4Menny: time to par-tay!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: that game sucks i hate it it crushed my religion
IKill4Menny: lol, GOOD
IKill4Menny: i get really angry at it, so i cry
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: *tear*
JesusIsnt4Eating: mrs blacker was getting testy with me today
JesusIsnt4Eating: LADIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM PEEING
IKill4Menny: bleh, my computer went on vacation again
IKill4Menny: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!
IKill4Menny: grad your boots and get to the bowling alleys!
IKill4Menny: *grab
IKill4Menny: i know, shes a tricky one now isnt she
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah
IKill4Menny signed off at 6:15:02 PM.
IKill4Menny signed on at 6:19:23 PM.
IKill4Menny: boogy-de-woogue!
JesusIsnt4Eating: AHH JESUS
JesusIsnt4Eating: hiya
IKill4Menny: lol, gotcha!, its just me though, dont worry
JesusIsnt4Eating: ... when i said hiya, did you think i was saying hi? or did you think i was being a ninja?
IKill4Menny: i dont know...ninja perhaps
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. WRONG
JesusIsnt4Eating: both
IKill4Menny: oi
IKill4Menny: all of a sudden it felt like there was somthing...trying to...kill me around my neck...did you make another dman voodoo doll?
JesusIsnt4Eating: im just that skilled that i can do two things at once
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...
IKill4Menny: lol, yippy!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt make another one
JesusIsnt4Eating: i used the same one
JesusIsnt4Eating: silly
IKill4Menny: lol, well then thats a differnt situation
JesusIsnt4Eating: i can get like..5 or so uses out of one of those bad boys
IKill4Menny: lol, well then you make the good stuff
JesusIsnt4Eating: i think im getting fat.. i have a big ass, huge hips and a gibblet
JesusIsnt4Eating: maybe if i stop eating people...
JesusIsnt4Eating: NOOO that cant be it
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: how silly
JesusIsnt4Eating: O:-)
JesusIsnt4Eating: i will not be silly
JesusIsnt4Eating: but
JesusIsnt4Eating: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. if you dont want it that is
IKill4Menny: lol, well good thing i recently pulled it off
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM BORED
JesusIsnt4Eating: yet oh so sexy
IKill4Menny: me too man, me too
IKill4Menny: only the best are
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
JesusIsnt4Eating: like us
IKill4Menny: lol GOOD
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah i thought so
IKill4Menny: it doesnt feel like friday
IKill4Menny: so suspicous........
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: maybe its not
JesusIsnt4Eating: and we're just crazy
IKill4Menny: and its just all a lie
JesusIsnt4Eating: i think it wed.
IKill4Menny: i know, thats what it feels like
JesusIsnt4Eating: hey sarah guess what?
IKill4Menny: and wed. are a better snowing day...because it FEELLLSSS right
IKill4Menny: wha?
JesusIsnt4Eating: ITS OK
IKill4Menny: i cant spell wed. perhaps...
JesusIsnt4Eating: I HAD SUBWAY
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: damn right its ok, just as long as you have subway
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...i did
JesusIsnt4Eating: LADIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM PEEING
IKill4Menny: 5 stars then
JesusIsnt4Eating: kk
JesusIsnt4Eating: ya
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: 8-)
IKill4Menny: what did coach say, i forgot the other part "i am 4 foot 4 and..."
JesusIsnt4Eating: AND ILL CRUSH YOU
IKill4Menny: ok, thanks to you-HOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: and what was another thing (besides LADIES, IM PEEING)
JesusIsnt4Eating: IM READY
IKill4Menny: lol, thanks
IKill4Menny: just hearing that makes me giggle
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: im telling everyone about it
JesusIsnt4Eating: its sooo funny
IKill4Menny: me too man
IKill4Menny: its hard to explain though
IKill4Menny: we must take PICTURES
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
IKill4Menny: god that would be awsoe
IKill4Menny: *awsome
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh yeah!
IKill4Menny: i keep on thinking about her going "LADIES....IM PEEING!"
IKill4Menny: like it was her first time
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
IKill4Menny: ...now we should announce EVERYTHING we do
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lets go for it
IKill4Menny: OH YEAH
JesusIsnt4Eating: NICE
IKill4Menny: i'd be kinda hard to do it online, with all the typing and such, so we only do it when we around eachother, mmmmkay?
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: good
JesusIsnt4Eating: ness
IKill4Menny: twice
IKill4Menny: CLARINETS
IKill4Menny: i betcha didnt see that coming....FOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: WOO
JesusIsnt4Eating: NO I DIDNT
IKill4Menny: excellent
IKill4Menny: IM BORED
JesusIsnt4Eating: me
IKill4Menny: and i forgot my noot at the MARKET
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: hahaha, that makes NO sense
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know i know
IKill4Menny: what the hell is a NOOT? hahaa
IKill4Menny: my computer is really slow on the soul train
JesusIsnt4Eating: SOUL TRAIN!!!
IKill4Menny: good morning
IKill4Menny: mmmhmm girl
IKill4Menny: turns out noot isnt a word....:tear:
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: we really have to start making a list of all the words we make up
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol yes we have too
JesusIsnt4Eating: !!!
IKill4Menny: i'll put it in my profile
JesusIsnt4Eating: YAY
IKill4Menny: what ones should be in there (buncher, tomastiple, vagingo...any more?)
IKill4Menny: *bunchner
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: Pop SICKLES!
JesusIsnt4Eating: pop shickles
JesusIsnt4Eating: **
IKill4Menny: oohh yesh
IKill4Menny: i forgot
IKill4Menny: i just looked at LADIES...IM PEEING AGAIN and i just LOST IT
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: what should it be titled...everything must be pergantoercy
IKill4Menny: DAMN
IKill4Menny: i was trying to spell perfect
IKill4Menny: but i came out pergantoercy
IKill4Menny: HA
JesusIsnt4Eating: read my profile
IKill4Menny: i think i may...
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: yippy!
IKill4Menny: i put it in mine too, because im cool like that
JesusIsnt4Eating: nothing comes up for yours
JesusIsnt4Eating: because its stupid
IKill4Menny: lol, because i CLEARED it
JesusIsnt4Eating: ahh
JesusIsnt4Eating: DONT DO THAT SON
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill crush your skull like a delicate tulip
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-D
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: "IM 4 FOOT 4 AND I WILL CRUSH YOU"
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: OMG I JUST DID THE CRAZY LAUGH
JesusIsnt4Eating: eeep
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i laugh weirs
IKill4Menny: maybes
JesusIsnt4Eating: weird**
IKill4Menny: weirs....wires in an accent
IKill4Menny: A CRAZY ACCENT
JesusIsnt4Eating: I KNOW
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: *rolls into ball*
JesusIsnt4Eating: i dont wanna hear it!
IKill4Menny: shhh, let the seagul squack about its young
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to pu tthis whole conversation in my BLURTAY
JesusIsnt4Eating: hahaha
IKill4Menny: WHAAT DID YOU SAY!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i said SHUT UP
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: www.lm.vogel-noot.com NOOT is a used word!! haha! i am a genious!
IKill4Menny: my arm is having muscle spasm again...haha this is fun!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: today
JesusIsnt4Eating: we studied SEX
IKill4Menny: score!!!!!
IKill4Menny: 5 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: and pubic lice of course
JesusIsnt4Eating: it was sick
IKill4Menny: thats makes me SICK
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: like furbies
IKill4Menny: ewww.....tell me more!! lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: furbies are on the tv
IKill4Menny: i dont have health yet, but i do next quarter...score
JesusIsnt4Eating: NO
JesusIsnt4Eating: WAIT
IKill4Menny: WHAT??
IKill4Menny: WHY?
JesusIsnt4Eating: furbies are toys
IKill4Menny: they are sooo 1999
IKill4Menny: i think.......
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. something like that
JesusIsnt4Eating: but remember at good will when i came up to you wearing a bright orange furbie shirt
JesusIsnt4Eating: and you said.. that makes me SICK
IKill4Menny: lol, oh yeah
IKill4Menny: we should go to a good will again...that was a fun day in history
JesusIsnt4Eating: yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: remember how it smelled like old people
JesusIsnt4Eating: sssssss
JesusIsnt4Eating: feet
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: and you licked the shirt and after my mom told you they dont wash them...
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...
JesusIsnt4Eating: shut up
IKill4Menny: haahhaha
IKill4Menny: GOTCHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: i told you not to talk about that
JesusIsnt4Eating: EVER
IKill4Menny: hahahehoodoo-hoo-hoo!
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb i have to pee so bad, like when we were lauging about the 4 foot giant today
IKill4Menny: have u donez any er updatiner on yo websyt?
IKill4Menny: lol
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: Linda...Im coming for you.
IKill4Menny: wtf?....lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: back
IKill4Menny: do you feel released?
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh yeah!
JesusIsnt4Eating: like the away?
IKill4Menny: good, very good
JesusIsnt4Eating: 8-)
IKill4Menny: yes...who is linda? AM I LINDA?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: your linda
JesusIsnt4Eating: im linda
JesusIsnt4Eating: we're all linda
IKill4Menny: yippaa!
IKill4Menny: BUT hav u dun n-e ting 2 yo wedsyt?
JesusIsnt4Eating: noppers
JesusIsnt4Eating: i dont think so
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. unless
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMN PIXIES
IKill4Menny: HEY, dont offend the clan....especially not the QUEEN! lol
IKill4Menny: ...yet again i dont make sense
JesusIsnt4Eating: your not the queen
JesusIsnt4Eating: i am
JesusIsnt4Eating: your the king
JesusIsnt4Eating: we have sex
JesusIsnt4Eating: and make babies
IKill4Menny: o la la!
JesusIsnt4Eating: then i get to eat you
IKill4Menny: how scandiliu
IKill4Menny: ya!
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-P
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: spanish people are INSANE
IKill4Menny: they eat cow utters
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: but sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: so do you
IKill4Menny: SHHH
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ill keep it on the downlow
IKill4Menny: aight, good
IKill4Menny: IMA COMSUMER WHORE
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know you are
JesusIsnt4Eating: WAIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: i thought you were free?
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: whores cost the ching ching
IKill4Menny: only if i like you...
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..*flashes* you like what you see?
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know you do
IKill4Menny: mmhmm!
JesusIsnt4Eating: your no virgin
IKill4Menny: russion people are pretty insane as well
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP!
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP!@
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..
JesusIsnt4Eating: HEHE
JesusIsnt4Eating: NEVER
IKill4Menny: puh, i spit upson your feet!!
IKill4Menny: *upon
JesusIsnt4Eating: ..sarah
JesusIsnt4Eating: these are the only shoes i have
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know that
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-\
IKill4Menny: so sorry
JesusIsnt4Eating: you should ne
JesusIsnt4Eating: be*
JesusIsnt4Eating: LICK IT UP
IKill4Menny: dont cry
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. ok
IKill4Menny: ...it snowed today...tehehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: LIES
JesusIsnt4Eating: ALL LIES
IKill4Menny: did YOU get any snow at the homestead?
JesusIsnt4Eating: uhh
JesusIsnt4Eating: like.. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: alot
JesusIsnt4Eating: TONS!
JesusIsnt4Eating: of
IKill4Menny: WAHOO!
JesusIsnt4Eating: vodka
IKill4Menny: good thing i brought the 176, or you'd be in danger
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAH
JesusIsnt4Eating: thank jesus
IKill4Menny: YO! do you remember any of the things i worte about in the note?
IKill4Menny: or am i completly insane
JesusIsnt4Eating: .a little from both
IKill4Menny: do you remember the cartwheen toy thang
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. NOOOPE
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb
IKill4Menny: damn
IKill4Menny: kk
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to watch the telly
JesusIsnt4Eating: for like an hour
IKill4Menny: alrighty
IKill4Menny: i'll be here
IKill4Menny: i got no life
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha loser
IKill4Menny: psh...maybe
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: if some idiot came in front of my court suing McDonald's for keeping the coffee hot, I would not only dismiss the case, I'd have the bailiff put a jar of fucking spiders over their head. And since it'd be my court, the bailiff in charge of the spiders would be Carmen Electra in a bikini. And right before court was adjourned for staff oil wrestling, I'd legally change the name of the plaintiff to "I am a Fag." You don't fuck around in my court.
IKill4Menny: come back! im bored
JesusIsnt4Eating: ok
IKill4Menny: YES your back!
JesusIsnt4Eating: yep yep
JesusIsnt4Eating: sup ma!?
IKill4Menny: now we can have one of our crazy "i almost pissed myself" convos
IKill4Menny: nuttin pa!
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES!!
IKill4Menny: yoooz?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. wah?!
JesusIsnt4Eating: pppssh
JesusIsnt4Eating: my turtle died
JesusIsnt4Eating: :'(
IKill4Menny: WHAT?!?!!?!?1
IKill4Menny: GOD NO!!
IKill4Menny: :'(
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. i walked into his cage today and thats when i saw him
IKill4Menny: GOD, now im really upset...
JesusIsnt4Eating: with another woman
IKill4Menny: walked...into...his...cage?
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: INSANE
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: i was seeing how long it would take for you to notice
JesusIsnt4Eating: that
IKill4Menny: but with another women...unexceptable!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: and the fact that i dont have a turtle
JesusIsnt4Eating: but yeah
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: another woman
IKill4Menny: thats so not cool
JesusIsnt4Eating: i know
IKill4Menny: at least it wasnt your mom this time...right?
JesusIsnt4Eating: its about as cool as AIDs
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. this time
JesusIsnt4Eating: it was my dad
JesusIsnt4Eating: *bites lip*
IKill4Menny: GOD NO!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: *nods* yes
IKill4Menny: this is so devistating..
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
JesusIsnt4Eating: *points finger at you * YES
IKill4Menny: LOL
IKill4Menny: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha that girl on my bus got in trouble for attacking people (me. thats all i care about) with a sex toy
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: MAWW HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: you know what makes it better?
JesusIsnt4Eating: the bus drive
JesusIsnt4Eating: r
JesusIsnt4Eating: the one that wrote her up
JesusIsnt4Eating: IS HER AUNT
JesusIsnt4Eating: !!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: DON DON DON
IKill4Menny: HAHAHA
IKill4Menny: that must have been AWKWARD
JesusIsnt4Eating: i was all like.. BOOMSHACKALACKA!!! WHAT NOW. WHORE.:
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: why the hell would she have her friends vibrator though??? thats...DIRTY!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. because shes.. um.. yes i believe you said it best with dirty
JesusIsnt4Eating: im clean
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...ish
JesusIsnt4Eating: (remember that in art clas)
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: ( i scared melissa i think)
IKill4Menny: oh how i remember
JesusIsnt4Eating: hehe
JesusIsnt4Eating: with the cookie
JesusIsnt4Eating: i asked her if she wanted a bite
IKill4Menny: when i spell remember i always go into slow motion...i retarded
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: you retart
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes i said retart
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: look whos the retard NOW???
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. you?
IKill4Menny: NO!! YOOOOUUU!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. thats what i said.. you
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-P
IKill4Menny: psh...puh, i spit on you
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: no more spitting!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: HHHAUCKPAATOOOEEE
IKill4Menny: lol, YOU MADE ME LAUGH
IKill4Menny: and i breathed
IKill4Menny: then i breathed in
IKill4Menny: smelling mah STINKING breath
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha loser
IKill4Menny: brb, gotta go clear the plague
JesusIsnt4Eating: kk
Auto response from IKill4Menny: clearing the plague...you know what i mean...
IKill4Menny: i got the last piece of gum!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: ... i thought i took the last piece last night?
IKill4Menny: NOPE!!! hahaha i trick you! fool!
JesusIsnt4Eating: . damnit
JesusIsnt4Eating: but
JesusIsnt4Eating: if you lied to me about that
JesusIsnt4Eating: then..
JesusIsnt4Eating: what you said while we were... you know, "in the moment".. was that a lie too?
IKill4Menny: DAMN now i gotta pee
IKill4Menny: NO
IKill4Menny: it NEVER WAS A LIE
JesusIsnt4Eating: hah
JesusIsnt4Eating: niceness
JesusIsnt4Eating: i knew you liked it ;-)
IKill4Menny: mmhmmm guuuurrrlll
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i am saving all our convos from now on, because they are just too damn funny
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: we're famous
JesusIsnt4Eating: smile
JesusIsnt4Eating: people are readin our conversations
JesusIsnt4Eating: RIGHT NOW
IKill4Menny: WAHOO!
IKill4Menny: ...reallly?
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...look at them
JesusIsnt4Eating: readin out conversation
JesusIsnt4Eating: OUR**
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMNIT
IKill4Menny: ooo, how devious of them
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. now there going to see how stupid i am
JesusIsnt4Eating: and that i cant spell out
JesusIsnt4Eating: DAMNIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: our***
JesusIsnt4Eating: FUCK ME
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: AHHH!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
IKill4Menny: OK!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: fuck.. i didnt even mean to do that
JesusIsnt4Eating: thats why its sad
JesusIsnt4Eating: and im going to go cry myself to sleep
IKill4Menny: ok, i'll bring the butter!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. good stuff
JesusIsnt4Eating: butter is
JesusIsnt4Eating: *shimmy*
IKill4Menny: lol, and this is why i love you so much
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes... i love me too
IKill4Menny: WAIT A MINUTE
JesusIsnt4Eating: *waiting*
IKill4Menny: do you feel that?
JesusIsnt4Eating: THE VIBRATION FROM MY LOVE?
IKill4Menny: its the vibrations!! FROM YOUR LOVE!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
IKill4Menny: YES! GOD YES!
JesusIsnt4Eating: i just hung up on becky like 10 times
JesusIsnt4Eating: brb
IKill4Menny: lol
Auto response from JesusIsnt4Eating: phone
IKill4Menny: GOOD
IKill4Menny: GOD i am really sexy
IKill4Menny: i have a great ass too
IKill4Menny: SSS ssss! the moustach is calling you forth, lol (help, mrs.blacker is in my house)
JesusIsnt4Eating: your an idiot
IKill4Menny: shhh, she might here you
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i put herto sleep in the closet
JesusIsnt4Eating: i got your email.. fucker
IKill4Menny: i told you i'd be here still
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol but your in for a treat..
IKill4Menny: HA!
IKill4Menny: i am good
JesusIsnt4Eating: no
JesusIsnt4Eating: i am
IKill4Menny: oh god...
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt fall for it
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: but its great
JesusIsnt4Eating: go read it
IKill4Menny: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!
IKill4Menny: whats the treat?
IKill4Menny: ahh!
IKill4Menny: tell me!
IKill4Menny: ahh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: read it
IKill4Menny: the suspense is eating away at my flesh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: i...must...check.. THE E-MAIL
JesusIsnt4Eating: go for it
IKill4Menny: of doom (coaches voice)
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: couch!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i didnt mean to type that
JesusIsnt4Eating: i meant coach
IKill4Menny: im surre
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i sound couch
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: I MEANT SAID**
IKill4Menny: LLOOOOSSER!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-(
IKill4Menny: sry
IKill4Menny: N-O-T
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: wheoshhhey boom boom
IKill4Menny: oh, i liked that one
JesusIsnt4Eating: ooh yeah
JesusIsnt4Eating: kick it
IKill4Menny: CHECK IT!! im black as paper, i like american cheese. i forgot to wash my knees so i say momma please! i cant sing da ABCs but i am mad cool, i have a third nipple, i dominate the school!!
IKill4Menny: I KICK ASS
JesusIsnt4Eating: OMG
JesusIsnt4Eating: AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF?"
IKill4Menny: holy shit, i rule
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: i love you
JesusIsnt4Eating: more than jesus
IKill4Menny: oh la la!!
IKill4Menny: no he is going to kill me so he is loved more
IKill4Menny: wow, 3 e-mails!
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: i am so popular
IKill4Menny: i love that little rap i did, i must save it
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too
JesusIsnt4Eating: PEOPLE ARE READING IT
IKill4Menny: HOW?????
IKill4Menny: you keep saying that?
IKill4Menny: your insane!!
IKill4Menny: ahhh!
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA AND YOUR ON TV
JesusIsnt4Eating: I MEAN MY BLURTY
IKill4Menny: WHAT!!??
IKill4Menny: good thing i look hot today..
IKill4Menny: what is that? you said it before mongrul!
JesusIsnt4Eating: haha
JesusIsnt4Eating: i looked hotter
JesusIsnt4Eating: hair all not brushed and all
IKill4Menny: o la la!
IKill4Menny: JesusIsnt4Eating (10:13:12 PM): I MEAN MY BLURTY << HWAT IS THIS NONSENSE?
JesusIsnt4Eating: its MY nonsense
IKill4Menny: is it some sorta....russian thing i dont know about...? or what?
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: remember?
IKill4Menny: lol from time to time
JesusIsnt4Eating: no you dont
IKill4Menny: when i get flash backs of my previous life
JesusIsnt4Eating: because the russians dont want you to!!
IKill4Menny: AHHH!
JesusIsnt4Eating: :-\
JesusIsnt4Eating: their tricky
JesusIsnt4Eating: they'lll eat the buttons off your overalls
IKill4Menny: mmhmm gurl
IKill4Menny: ...GOD NO
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA
JesusIsnt4Eating: yes
JesusIsnt4Eating: YES
JesusIsnt4Eating: GOOD DAY SIT
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: good.. day.. sit?.. i have no idea
IKill4Menny: lol, it was nice though
JesusIsnt4Eating: yay
IKill4Menny: like my ass....i mean..WHO SAID THAT?
JesusIsnt4Eating: WOAH!!!
JesusIsnt4Eating: *swings arm *
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: i pictured you going that, so i am cracking up right now...WOO!
IKill4Menny: *doing
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: HAHAHAHA, i just read the email..... I LOVE YOU
JesusIsnt4Eating: me too.. me too
IKill4Menny: 5 stars
JesusIsnt4Eating: and a half?
IKill4Menny: perhaps, possibly, sometimes, maybe
JesusIsnt4Eating: TWICE
JesusIsnt4Eating: twice.. your mother left without paying me fo rmy services
JesusIsnt4Eating: O:-)
IKill4Menny: WEDNESDAY
IKill4Menny: (i figured out how to spell it!!)
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: HAHA NICE
IKill4Menny: Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy slash girl!!! ( you've probably heard this, but you hear again!! and this would have been nothing with out the "slah" part)
IKill4Menny: *slash
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: SO, how are YOU
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. um . im ON the Phone
IKill4Menny: WHAT! but thats unsafe...use protection
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: .. oh i will
IKill4Menny: i am a russian whore
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh i know
JesusIsnt4Eating: ;-)
IKill4Menny: i...am...bored
JesusIsnt4Eating: i.. am... god
IKill4Menny: damn damn damn damn damn damn
IKill4Menny: good...thinking...captain
JesusIsnt4Eating: ...ahoo ahoo
IKill4Menny: lol
IKill4Menny: bcnjk
IKill4Menny: i did that with my head!
JesusIsnt4Eating: lol
IKill4Menny: huh! no school tomorrow!
IKill4Menny: i forgot...again
JesusIsnt4Eating: YAY
JesusIsnt4Eating: SWIN FAN!
IKill4Menny: whhaaa?
IKill4Menny: your yelling out insane things again
JesusIsnt4Eating: no im not.. TEA POT
IKill4Menny: lol
JesusIsnt4Eating: god damn i hate pants
IKill4Menny: me too, tats why mine are off
IKill4Menny: *thats...but tats is coo too
JesusIsnt4Eating: tats? like tattoos?
IKill4Menny: perhaps
JesusIsnt4Eating: im going to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
JesusIsnt4Eating: with your mom now
IKill4Menny: alrighty
IKill4Menny: k
JesusIsnt4Eating: g'night
IKill4Menny: have fun
JesusIsnt4Eating: oh i will ;-)
JesusIsnt4Eating: your moms great fun
IKill4Menny: nighty nighty
JesusIsnt4Eating: night