Tired of life but afraid to die.
Thiefed from simplylaura.(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (...and I hate it.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Ultimate Spiderman is fun.)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Are you kidding?! I live for thunderstorms.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (More like "all the time".)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Though honestly I'd be more interested in dental work.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (More "need desperately" than want.)
✓ I love sushi. (Sashimi is better.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Too fast for my parents to understand.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (...yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (Not anymore!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Too many fax machines calling our house to do without it.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most of the time.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I look forward to the day when we have Companions as in "Firefly".)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I am a goddess amongst adhesive substances.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not likely. It terrifies me most of the time.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But not unless I have money.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (You all should comment more.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone. (And I never have. (Even though I'd love one))
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (To clarify: I want to *adopt*, not actually bear children. No kids in my tummy, thanks.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Pfft! Yeah right.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Uncomfortable and frequently disgusted would be a better way to put it.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not 24/7, but close.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (They're fun to make.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, not drugs. I don't do drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Never going to happen.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Depends on the circumstances.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because you get to dress up, not because of the candy. If you want candy, just go out and buy it, dumbass.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (...mostly.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (=D)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're so pretty!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (I have occasionally lost the ability to breathe and almost choked because I was crying, but vomitting has never occured.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (...but they are now forgiven.)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Pastels are for the dead and the weak.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Their food is disgusting and their restaurants are dark. I hate that.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (=D)
✓ I can't whistle. (Never could quite get the hang of it.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I want to own one so badly.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I keep them safe.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I think I've done that a couple of times...)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (The fact that there isn't a TARDIS on the corner and spaceships in the sky bothers me greatly. Sometimes I wonder if I'm some sort of super-genius time traveler reincarnated and stuck in a normal person's body.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (If you consider writing an art. I don't.)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. ("terrible" is a bit strong but they do need work.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I don't have any friends IRL.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (...physically.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Only a trickle? Bah! I weep like a small child.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ("Unpleased"? Don't you mean "displeased"?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I'm like Wil Wheaton, only with cuter hair.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (...mostly.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Working on it.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Many times.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Does a genetic disease count?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (This happens every day. But I do not object to their criticisms -- their minds are small.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Especially the ones that involve a lot of swearing and crude sexual references.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Egypt: Reign of Ramses the 2nd, here I come! <3)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Um..."going"? Doesn't that imply that it's actually stopped at some point?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (...or at least wish I could.)
✓ I love to sing. (ALONE.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (I want one though. Alienware...*drool*)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Especially the ones that I make myself from scratch.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (The average person's idea of "fun" usually seems childish and stupid to me.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Usually quotes from movies or games or television shows. They don't get it.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They ARE my real life friends, dumbass.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (...and I hate it.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Ultimate Spiderman is fun.)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Are you kidding?! I live for thunderstorms.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (More like "all the time".)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Though honestly I'd be more interested in dental work.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (More "need desperately" than want.)
✓ I love sushi. (Sashimi is better.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Too fast for my parents to understand.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (...yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (Not anymore!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Too many fax machines calling our house to do without it.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most of the time.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I look forward to the day when we have Companions as in "Firefly".)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I am a goddess amongst adhesive substances.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not likely. It terrifies me most of the time.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But not unless I have money.)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (You all should comment more.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone. (And I never have. (Even though I'd love one))
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (To clarify: I want to *adopt*, not actually bear children. No kids in my tummy, thanks.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Pfft! Yeah right.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Uncomfortable and frequently disgusted would be a better way to put it.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not 24/7, but close.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (They're fun to make.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, not drugs. I don't do drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Never going to happen.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Depends on the circumstances.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because you get to dress up, not because of the candy. If you want candy, just go out and buy it, dumbass.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (...mostly.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (=D)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (They're so pretty!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (I have occasionally lost the ability to breathe and almost choked because I was crying, but vomitting has never occured.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (...but they are now forgiven.)
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Pastels are for the dead and the weak.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Their food is disgusting and their restaurants are dark. I hate that.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (=D)
✓ I can't whistle. (Never could quite get the hang of it.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I want to own one so badly.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I keep them safe.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I think I've done that a couple of times...)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (The fact that there isn't a TARDIS on the corner and spaceships in the sky bothers me greatly. Sometimes I wonder if I'm some sort of super-genius time traveler reincarnated and stuck in a normal person's body.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (If you consider writing an art. I don't.)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. ("terrible" is a bit strong but they do need work.)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I don't have any friends IRL.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (...physically.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Only a trickle? Bah! I weep like a small child.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ("Unpleased"? Don't you mean "displeased"?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I'm like Wil Wheaton, only with cuter hair.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (...mostly.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Working on it.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Many times.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Does a genetic disease count?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (This happens every day. But I do not object to their criticisms -- their minds are small.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Especially the ones that involve a lot of swearing and crude sexual references.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Egypt: Reign of Ramses the 2nd, here I come! <3)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Um..."going"? Doesn't that imply that it's actually stopped at some point?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (...or at least wish I could.)
✓ I love to sing. (ALONE.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (I want one though. Alienware...*drool*)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Especially the ones that I make myself from scratch.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (The average person's idea of "fun" usually seems childish and stupid to me.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Usually quotes from movies or games or television shows. They don't get it.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They ARE my real life friends, dumbass.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.