Piiiiiiiiiiiiiigaro!
Weee are the Westminster Piggies, a fam-i-ly
Of beautiful porcelin pigs!
We give 'em a wobbly wallchart
Cards and a folder to boot!
What a wonderful bundle of loot!
The piggies are waiting (Pigaro! Pigaro!)
Waiting for you! (Pigaro! Pigaro!)
Down at the NatWest (Pigaroooo!)
We say how do you do! We say how do you do! We say how do you do!
That's tonight's earwom, then. You can have it, too.
Of beautiful porcelin pigs!
We give 'em a wobbly wallchart
Cards and a folder to boot!
What a wonderful bundle of loot!
The piggies are waiting (Pigaro! Pigaro!)
Waiting for you! (Pigaro! Pigaro!)
Down at the NatWest (Pigaroooo!)
We say how do you do! We say how do you do! We say how do you do!
That's tonight's earwom, then. You can have it, too.