Further proof I am easily amused.
I had the following conversation with my good friend Rose and was so amused I thought I'd post it here.
Pook: Can you come help me load the moving truck?
Rose: Sure.
Pook: I'll feed everyone and everything.
Rose: So I can bring my pet werewolf?
Pook: Sure! I'll have my chupacabra.
Rose: Goodness. How do you keep it from getting evil all over the furniture?
Pook: I regularly feed him large ferns pretending to be small goats.
Rose: Neat trick. How do you manage that?
Pook: I feed him while reading from the brothers Grimm and showing him The X-Files.
Rose: That does seem like it would work. I'm sure he's adorable.
Pook: Well, he does protest the bow in his hair and he can get quite cranky if he doesn't get his Vegemite.
Rose: How do you get the plants to pretend to be goats?
Pook: By making them listen to a recording of The Three Billy Goats Gruff read by Edward Gorey while spiking their plant food with goat pheremone.
This is why I write. My imagination runs rampant if I don't let it loose once in a while
Pook: Can you come help me load the moving truck?
Rose: Sure.
Pook: I'll feed everyone and everything.
Rose: So I can bring my pet werewolf?
Pook: Sure! I'll have my chupacabra.
Rose: Goodness. How do you keep it from getting evil all over the furniture?
Pook: I regularly feed him large ferns pretending to be small goats.
Rose: Neat trick. How do you manage that?
Pook: I feed him while reading from the brothers Grimm and showing him The X-Files.
Rose: That does seem like it would work. I'm sure he's adorable.
Pook: Well, he does protest the bow in his hair and he can get quite cranky if he doesn't get his Vegemite.
Rose: How do you get the plants to pretend to be goats?
Pook: By making them listen to a recording of The Three Billy Goats Gruff read by Edward Gorey while spiking their plant food with goat pheremone.
This is why I write. My imagination runs rampant if I don't let it loose once in a while