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[pooka_prince]

This... This is madness. Insanity. I did not think them human, but even so, how could... Why would anyone do such a thing?

I'm sure word has reached most of you, but in case anyone has not already heard, do not open the boxes underneath the tree in your house. Suffice it say their contents are... unpleasant. If anyone would like some help disposing

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[kol_shevik]

Do not burn them.

[pooka_prince]

...Why?

[kol_shevik]

I do not wish to smell it. Neighbors are burning them in own yards. Stupid.

I will help you bury them.

[pooka_prince]

Fair enough. Let us be rid of these cursed things.

[kol_shevik]

That is unfortunate thing about bodies, Да? It is hard to be completely rid of them for long time.

You find shovel, I will take these outside~

[pooka_prince]

I shall not question why you are so familiar with disposing of bodies.

[kol_shevik]

[Already has his arms full of the "presents" and is heading out the door. If anything he seems to be smiling even more than normal.]

Once you have had a few wars, you learn some things. I have learned I do not like smell.

[pooka_prince]

I see. I have seen my share of war, but... I have much to learn, it seems.

[kol_shevik]

First you learn to find shovel faster, Да? Then I will teach you to dig good hole.

торопить!

[pooka_prince]

E... Eloquently put...

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[kol_shevik]

...Why does little comrade look so sad?

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[kol_shevik]

[Russia kneels down to Cornelius' height and puts the boxes to the side, patting the Pooka on the head with one large hand.]

Because if little Titania is sad, then Russia can not help but think sad thoughts too. I do not want to be sad, little comrade.

[pooka_prince]

I... I apologize. I've no stomach for... things like this. But do not worry, I can handle myself. There are others who will need help disposing of these.

[kol_shevik]

If you are going to throw up, save it for hole we will dig! Kitchen is already mess, don't make it worse little comrade.

[pooka_prince]

Hah... As you wish.