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[pooka_prince]

[After a long day of avoiding drones and non-drones attempting to pet the, ah, adorable fluffy bunny, Cornelius staggers home and plops down on the couch wearily.]

[private; hackable]...I tire of this town's machinations... The whole world has gone mad. 'tis useless... My friends and allies caper about like mad fools, puppets to the town's strings

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[snapshot_brat]

[Staring from the window

...Or was. Currently running outside for a better look.]

What is that?

[pooka_prince]

Nothing! Nothing. Do not look.

[snapshot_brat]

[Nobody tells the princess where to look or not look]

That's amazing!

It's so big...

[pooka_prince]

Please tell me you are talking about the statue.

[snapshot_brat]

What else would I be talking about?

How did they even get that much... What's it even made out of?

[knocks on the statue base]

Is this... clay?

[pooka_prince]

D-Don't touch it! I believe so, but I do not wish to... peer too closely.

[snapshot_brat]

Why not?

[pooka_prince]

'tis improper!

[snapshot_brat]

It's an expression of the pure love two people hold for each other! What could be more proper than that?

[pooka_prince]

I-I assure you, the fact that they are both men is not what makes this statue terrifying.