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[pooka_prince]

[filtered from England and America]

Excuse me! 'tis I, Cornelius, er, again. I've come across a young boy here with a hurt arm by the name of England. I am no doctor, and I fear that any attempt I might make to help might only make it worse. If there is anyone skilled enough to fix it, I would be most grateful for your efforts.

So long as he is

Comments

[moescovy]

...C-cannot invite anyone!

[pooka_prince]

Oh! Oh, my goodness, you frightened me. Er... Do you live here as well?

[moescovy]

No! Is nothing like Rus' house. House is much bigger. Woke up in this one.

[pooka_prince]

Then it seems you are my false "son". You should stay inside, where it is warm... Can I get you anything?

[moescovy]

Rus' does not have Fatherland. Tatars will come get Rus'. Is not tiny like you.

...Want sisters back. Give them back.

[pooka_prince]

Your... sisters? Are they here as well?

[moescovy]

Rus' will invade you if do not give them back! You first, then beat up Mongols.

Then Poland.

...Then Lithuania. Will beat up Europe.

[pooka_prince]

Ah- you fancy yourself a country as well, then. Are you acquainted with America and England?

[moescovy]

No!

Only a little. Have never heard of "England." Met America here, but don't know where his house is. Is nice. Can be Duchy of Rus' Empire.

[pooka_prince]

They are both here in the house. Would you care to keep them company while I seek help for England's arm?

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[moescovy]

[KICKS YOU IN THE SHIN.]

[moescovy]

Will not let you annex sisters!

[pooka_prince]

[OW GODDAMMIT clutching his leg and might be whimpering a little]

What on earth was that for!? I've not seen your sisters!

[moescovy]

Just said had them in house! Rus' is not stupid. Give them back or will invade.

[pooka_prince]

A-America and England are your sisters? But they are boys!

[supersizedpower]

[He's over looking out for England.]

Rus'! Hi! You know mister Prince Cornelius?