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[pooka_prince]

What...?

This is... very strange.

[filtered to Ingway and Mercedes; hackable]

My sword has begun to glow again. I suppose I should be glad, but- I don't know if either of you have noticed, but this town, Mayfield, is entirely devoid of Phozons. Even living things fail to emit them...

None of this makes any sense. Psypher weapons require phozons to

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[kol_shevik]

[Every time he actually hears it which despite his protests of bad hearing, is just about all the time, Russia gets incredibly fidgety and immediately checks all the windows. And around the corners. And under couches, tables and beds.

wait maybe that's just normal.]

[pooka_prince]

[Certainly isn't doing this on purpose to freak Russia out.

Of course not.

That would be vindictive.

And cruel.

Okay yeah he's totally doing it, fuck you Russia.]

ADORABLE ICON BATTLE GO GO

[kol_shevik]

[H-ho man, there it is again! The house must have...

rats.

big ones. Big fucking rats. There's clearly only one solution to this problem! Russia fetches the shovel, and starts slamming it into the floor wherever he hears those footsteps.

This is totally rational okay.]

Corny doesn't have a paid account 8[

[pooka_prince]

[Cornelius lets out a stifled yelp of surprise, but those fucking god-damned cheapass Axe Knights have given him some experience at dodging heavy weaponry. He leaps out of Russia's range, grinning a little.]

but all 15 of his are super-moe. So I don't even know why I'm challenging you.

[kol_shevik]

RASKOLNIKOV! [Russia lets out a matching yelp at the yelp and stops ruining the linoleum stabbing the floor for a moment.]

R-Russia does not believe in ghosts you know! Is not very scientific.

Looks at this. Look at what I've done for you. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

[pooka_prince]

[Chuckling under his breath, Cornelius tugs on one of the curtains, rustling it loudly.]

AIIIEEEE SOOOO CUTE i want to squish him forever ;u; WHY WOULD I NOT BE PROUD OF THIS.

[kol_shevik]

[May possibly be edging to put the couch inbetween him and the curtains.]

...окей, I know they are bad color but maybe you go now окей окей.

Take notes from the master, Russia. TAKE NOTES.

[pooka_prince]

[He knows it's wrong, but he can't help himself- even the ever-saintly Prince of Titania enjoys a little mischief now and again. Barely containing his laughter, Cornelius exits the room, making sure to stomp as loudly as possible.]

Moe Master sounds like a very manly title, Pooka. [1/2]

[kol_shevik]

[OH MY GEORGIA IT'S STOMMPPPING OOOOOH GOO-- Russia ducks behind the couch and starts tugging on his scarf and shouting--]

I am sorry Trotsky, but you had to go! Finland was asking for it! NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT KATYN--

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

[...Peeks over the couch. The noise appears to be gone.

Russia will now be sulking for the rest of the day good job Cornelius.]