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[pooka_prince]

What...?

This is... very strange.

[filtered to Ingway and Mercedes; hackable]

My sword has begun to glow again. I suppose I should be glad, but- I don't know if either of you have noticed, but this town, Mayfield, is entirely devoid of Phozons. Even living things fail to emit them...

None of this makes any sense. Psypher weapons require phozons to

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[the_devils_maid]

Oh, hello, Pooka!

I've been meaning to apologize. I've still yet to find a method of preparing Pooka, whether as a stew or anything else. It's taking me far longer than I expected!

[pooka_prince]

Please feel free to take your time.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, I will, but I'm sorry for making you wait so long.

[pooka_prince]

I would vastly prefer it, to be perfectly honest. Being made into stew is something I am more than happy to postpone.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, a pity.

I've been meaning to ask. Are you from the moon?

[pooka_prince]

What? Of course not. Until recently I was as human and as earthbound as you.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh. That's very strange.

[pooka_prince]

You still wish to eat me, I assume.

[the_devils_maid]

Me? Heavens no.

[pooka_prince]

Oh? Then, dare I ask, why make me into stew?

[the_devils_maid]

For my Mistresses, of course. Something as rare as rabbit stew would never be fit for anyone but them.

[pooka_prince]

Oh? What makes them more worthy to eat me than anyone else? I cannot believe I'm having this conversation.

[the_devils_maid]

Milady Mistress Remilia Scarlet is the eminent, refined, powerful lady known as the Scarlet Devil. She is the undead princess with no equal in this world or any other.

Her sister, Flandre Scarlet, is a lady of noble birth as well, though a child with special needs.

[pooka_prince]

Your loyalty is impressive, though my experience with undead royalty thus far has been less than satisfactory. However, perhaps you could reconsider their choice of meal? Rab- Pooka stew is a dish befitting some wild woodsman, not an elegant young lady such as those you have just described.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, perhaps you're right. I have more important matters to do for Milady as it is.

[pooka_prince]

Ah, truly? Thank you. I wasn't expecting it to be that easy.