So by now most everyone on the internet has heard of
Snakes On A Plane.
But I just saw a trailer for Nicolas Cage's upcoming movie
The Weather Man, about the mid-life crisis of a television meteorologist. The trailer ended with the line:
"People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around." This line is voice-over narration for Cage walking down the streets of a city carrying an actual bow and arrows.
Hollywood -- what the fuck?!