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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I helped antonella87 hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, loudlunacy (-5000 points). In June I put gum in t00tsy's hair (-12 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6273 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pooja_R