its us again!!!!! second digest
this is your night dancing free till the morning light this is your night and everything is going to be allllllrrrrriiiiigggghht
YAAAY you are all excited, its Emily Vagina and Heather "How's the weather" O'Neil again. Yeah so story time, all gather around now, come on move in closer. I'm dancing. Yeah see me and Heather are just so cute that we go to the bathroom together. Isn't that sweet? well anyway one day i decided to sit on the sink because doesnt everyone want to sit on the sink? Well anyway Heather was like "watch it now, DOOOOON'T FALL IN!!!!" Well I moved closer to the sink, and to make a long story short i sat on the faucet smacked the turny know thing with my butt, made the water turn on. Ok well Heather just about died on the spot, decided that she had to pee, and let it go a little too soon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. She didnt quite make it to the stall. Ironically enough she was obsessing about her pants for the longest time before that. Do you like my pants? Do you like my PANTS?. . . yeah well she wasnt too proud of her pants after this whole episode.
another pants story. . . btw alycia's making me listen to a sex rap song thing. . . interesting. . . .but yes i have many pants stories. oh its the mammal song. . . ok i'm not as freaked out now. . . shes like break dancing though thats a little scary. . . . . .OK BUT YEAH PAAANTS STORY. . . i have many. Heather was cleaning out her closet and pulled out these old granny shiny ugly black pants and then this slutty skanky slinky top. but yeah she really liked her SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNYYYY POOOOOOONNNNNTTTTSS! ITS THE SHINY "PONTS"
any other pants stories? no not that i know of. . . hmmm. . .no sorry i didnt live up to your expectations of countless pants stories i know they are interesting though so i'll let you know next time i hear of one.
i went into a bag and kinda got stuck. i got pictures if anyone is interested. . .also if anyone is interested we are selling Heather, so if anyone is interested in a cute little 5ft Jewish Irish girl that is an extreme Hypochondriac and doesnt like shirtless men. . .let us know. its a real bargain. . . on a more serious note everyone should donate to our relay for life team its for a good cause. . .ask alycia about it. speaking of me getting stuck in places i once got wedged in between tWo elevator doors and Heather insists my eyes popped out of my head but as i still have functioning eyeballs, if anyone is interested, I think shes exaggerating. also my hand got stuck in the subway doors this weekend. long story. i also carried an air conditioner down a busy road in boston this weekend also another long story. JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS INTERESTED!
ok im going to leave you all know to ponder my deep and sensitive entry. . . sorry we didnt talk about turds covered in sugar this time. . .we'll work on it for next time.
OKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
BYYYYYYYEEEEE
Sincerely
PEDRO AND PACO THE HAPPY TACO....
YAAAY you are all excited, its Emily Vagina and Heather "How's the weather" O'Neil again. Yeah so story time, all gather around now, come on move in closer. I'm dancing. Yeah see me and Heather are just so cute that we go to the bathroom together. Isn't that sweet? well anyway one day i decided to sit on the sink because doesnt everyone want to sit on the sink? Well anyway Heather was like "watch it now, DOOOOON'T FALL IN!!!!" Well I moved closer to the sink, and to make a long story short i sat on the faucet smacked the turny know thing with my butt, made the water turn on. Ok well Heather just about died on the spot, decided that she had to pee, and let it go a little too soon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. She didnt quite make it to the stall. Ironically enough she was obsessing about her pants for the longest time before that. Do you like my pants? Do you like my PANTS?. . . yeah well she wasnt too proud of her pants after this whole episode.
another pants story. . . btw alycia's making me listen to a sex rap song thing. . . interesting. . . .but yes i have many pants stories. oh its the mammal song. . . ok i'm not as freaked out now. . . shes like break dancing though thats a little scary. . . . . .OK BUT YEAH PAAANTS STORY. . . i have many. Heather was cleaning out her closet and pulled out these old granny shiny ugly black pants and then this slutty skanky slinky top. but yeah she really liked her SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNYYYY POOOOOOONNNNNTTTTSS! ITS THE SHINY "PONTS"
any other pants stories? no not that i know of. . . hmmm. . .no sorry i didnt live up to your expectations of countless pants stories i know they are interesting though so i'll let you know next time i hear of one.
i went into a bag and kinda got stuck. i got pictures if anyone is interested. . .also if anyone is interested we are selling Heather, so if anyone is interested in a cute little 5ft Jewish Irish girl that is an extreme Hypochondriac and doesnt like shirtless men. . .let us know. its a real bargain. . . on a more serious note everyone should donate to our relay for life team its for a good cause. . .ask alycia about it. speaking of me getting stuck in places i once got wedged in between tWo elevator doors and Heather insists my eyes popped out of my head but as i still have functioning eyeballs, if anyone is interested, I think shes exaggerating. also my hand got stuck in the subway doors this weekend. long story. i also carried an air conditioner down a busy road in boston this weekend also another long story. JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS INTERESTED!
ok im going to leave you all know to ponder my deep and sensitive entry. . . sorry we didnt talk about turds covered in sugar this time. . .we'll work on it for next time.
OKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
BYYYYYYYEEEEE
Sincerely
PEDRO AND PACO THE HAPPY TACO....