Stalking through the
mock_the_stupid community and came across this gem in one of the posts:
"Instead the sting intensified to a molten burning & he commenced to howling & whooping & jitterbugging like an epileptic actor doing a bad sterotype Indian war dance, causing his date to make a frantic & largely incoherent call to 911. "
For some reason, that sentence just totally made my day. I'm gonna go over here and continue giggling now...