Ange's Misadventures in Wondersand...
12:00 am - Nicholas calls me and we talk for a good half hour to forty five minutes. Only for me to fall back asleep to wake up at 6:30 for school. I hate school...
6:30 am - My alarm goes off and I wake up to Lex and Terry on 99X, but something isn't right. My "Googliness" is on, but I haven't touched it since Steven came to visit. Odd. I get up to turn it off but something draws my attention to the spinning circular center, there's something in it.....a mushroom. Wondering what the hell it's doing there I move to poke it and fing the mushroom cold and rather squishy. Before I could ponder much on this the mushroom sucked up my "Googliness" while growing at an enormous size and rate, soon much taller than me. It possibly would have reached up to my ceiling had it not needed the extra room for the cap to act like a hinged lid like a a swinging door. I felt myself so compelled that I had to climb up the side and peer into the stem of the mushroom. Much to my dismay it was simply sand. All of this only to come to sand. What a jip. I sighed softly as I rested on the edge, my chest on the ledge as a hand fell into the sand, I sifted it through my fingers some before the side of the mushroom I leaned against turned into a sort of slide, dumping me down into the sand. I fell, further and further, only to come upon a most peculiar place in which if I did not keep moving, I would fall. So clsoe to the end I was, jumping from one ledge to the next before it slipped down into the watery abyss, before a leprechaun came out of nowhere and ran into me in mid-jump. As I dangled from the side of the platform my body started feeling weak and heavy and I had just pulled myself up, but alas, I had taken too long and was tumbling down with the platform. I grabbed a hold of it and it sort of became an umbrella, but a banana came out of nowhere and somehow ripped through it and made a huge hole, tumbling was all there was left to do as I sunk deeper and deeper through the water.
1:17 pm - I wake up, my head hurting terribly and as I look around and notice that my surroundings are every bit as odd as everything else has been. I was sitting atop a refridgerator looking down on the sky with the grass above my head. How did I end up in such a complicated place. From my room to sand to water to the sky. Quite peculiar. Being as curious as I am I moved to get down from the appliance which would then leave me rendered to the sky....or so I thought. But as soon as I leapt down the grass was beneath me and I was on my head. It occured to me that I was indeed on the ground, which was the sky, and I was so tall after I jumped off the fridge that hit my head on the ceiling which was now the grass. Feeling a bit hungry I decided to open the fridge but saw there instead furry creatures who told me the food was in the sky. Well this had me all confused since the sky was down but also up but grass. I decided to leave it be and looked for a way out, but of course the way out was behind the refridgerator. So I had to push the thing, only for it to pop. I began my walk down the hall behind the fridge.
1:30 - My walk is over now and I am in a garage with a car and cartoonish people. They look most amusing but seem to be arguing. I listened in, and it seemed to be about windshield wipers. They could not leave because the windshield wipers were not on the car and they were not there because they wanted to be squeegie things at the local car wash. My last chance out and it was in the hands of windshield wipers. I am not sure how much more of this I can handle. The car phone rings and I answer it finding out that I am wanted by the frog riding fairies and staplers. What do they want with me? The car locks it's doors on me and I can't get out. I have no clue where I'm being taken.
4:52 - I arrive at the council of the paper clips....what could they possibly want with me? I had to get to the staplers to get out of this psychotic place. The paper clips want me to be a spy and promise to let me go home. Now I am in a dilemma.
5:12 - I have come across a lake that needs to be crossed but I have no way to cross, except swimming. I highly doubt I could get across it swimming since it seems to be made out of some sticky substance in which would most assuredly trap me and perhaps even death. But I cannot walk around it, for each time I try, It moves itself into my path. I have no choice but to swim. I take off my shoes and dive in, feeling the rush of the cold, slimey, stickiness, it reminded me of clear glue. I was then pulled under by something that looked like a lamp, the cord wrapped around my ankles. It said one thing to me, the voice coming from the bulb outlet, "Please me". What on earth was up with that?
5:20 - I reach the end of the underwater stickiness trail and come upon a mirror my reflection even saying, "Please me" How am I to please myself if I have no idea what it is I must please about me. I sit down and cry, the Keebler Elves coming to me and asking me what is wrong. I tell them the story in it's entirety but the beg me not to cry. I tell them I cannot help it and that I shall cry if I want. My eyes and fists were closed tightly to block everything, I rocked gently and silently sobbed when I felt something nuzzle me. It was odd feeling, scaley, and there was a certain familiar softness I remembered under me on which I was rocking. I even felt different. My back itched terribly and I opened my eyes. To my dismay I was a dragon and I was sititng on my bed, only to find an all too familiar dragon holding me softly as I wiped my eyes.
"Hello Inuss."
6:30 am - My alarm goes off and I wake up to Lex and Terry on 99X, but something isn't right. My "Googliness" is on, but I haven't touched it since Steven came to visit. Odd. I get up to turn it off but something draws my attention to the spinning circular center, there's something in it.....a mushroom. Wondering what the hell it's doing there I move to poke it and fing the mushroom cold and rather squishy. Before I could ponder much on this the mushroom sucked up my "Googliness" while growing at an enormous size and rate, soon much taller than me. It possibly would have reached up to my ceiling had it not needed the extra room for the cap to act like a hinged lid like a a swinging door. I felt myself so compelled that I had to climb up the side and peer into the stem of the mushroom. Much to my dismay it was simply sand. All of this only to come to sand. What a jip. I sighed softly as I rested on the edge, my chest on the ledge as a hand fell into the sand, I sifted it through my fingers some before the side of the mushroom I leaned against turned into a sort of slide, dumping me down into the sand. I fell, further and further, only to come upon a most peculiar place in which if I did not keep moving, I would fall. So clsoe to the end I was, jumping from one ledge to the next before it slipped down into the watery abyss, before a leprechaun came out of nowhere and ran into me in mid-jump. As I dangled from the side of the platform my body started feeling weak and heavy and I had just pulled myself up, but alas, I had taken too long and was tumbling down with the platform. I grabbed a hold of it and it sort of became an umbrella, but a banana came out of nowhere and somehow ripped through it and made a huge hole, tumbling was all there was left to do as I sunk deeper and deeper through the water.
1:17 pm - I wake up, my head hurting terribly and as I look around and notice that my surroundings are every bit as odd as everything else has been. I was sitting atop a refridgerator looking down on the sky with the grass above my head. How did I end up in such a complicated place. From my room to sand to water to the sky. Quite peculiar. Being as curious as I am I moved to get down from the appliance which would then leave me rendered to the sky....or so I thought. But as soon as I leapt down the grass was beneath me and I was on my head. It occured to me that I was indeed on the ground, which was the sky, and I was so tall after I jumped off the fridge that hit my head on the ceiling which was now the grass. Feeling a bit hungry I decided to open the fridge but saw there instead furry creatures who told me the food was in the sky. Well this had me all confused since the sky was down but also up but grass. I decided to leave it be and looked for a way out, but of course the way out was behind the refridgerator. So I had to push the thing, only for it to pop. I began my walk down the hall behind the fridge.
1:30 - My walk is over now and I am in a garage with a car and cartoonish people. They look most amusing but seem to be arguing. I listened in, and it seemed to be about windshield wipers. They could not leave because the windshield wipers were not on the car and they were not there because they wanted to be squeegie things at the local car wash. My last chance out and it was in the hands of windshield wipers. I am not sure how much more of this I can handle. The car phone rings and I answer it finding out that I am wanted by the frog riding fairies and staplers. What do they want with me? The car locks it's doors on me and I can't get out. I have no clue where I'm being taken.
4:52 - I arrive at the council of the paper clips....what could they possibly want with me? I had to get to the staplers to get out of this psychotic place. The paper clips want me to be a spy and promise to let me go home. Now I am in a dilemma.
5:12 - I have come across a lake that needs to be crossed but I have no way to cross, except swimming. I highly doubt I could get across it swimming since it seems to be made out of some sticky substance in which would most assuredly trap me and perhaps even death. But I cannot walk around it, for each time I try, It moves itself into my path. I have no choice but to swim. I take off my shoes and dive in, feeling the rush of the cold, slimey, stickiness, it reminded me of clear glue. I was then pulled under by something that looked like a lamp, the cord wrapped around my ankles. It said one thing to me, the voice coming from the bulb outlet, "Please me". What on earth was up with that?
5:20 - I reach the end of the underwater stickiness trail and come upon a mirror my reflection even saying, "Please me" How am I to please myself if I have no idea what it is I must please about me. I sit down and cry, the Keebler Elves coming to me and asking me what is wrong. I tell them the story in it's entirety but the beg me not to cry. I tell them I cannot help it and that I shall cry if I want. My eyes and fists were closed tightly to block everything, I rocked gently and silently sobbed when I felt something nuzzle me. It was odd feeling, scaley, and there was a certain familiar softness I remembered under me on which I was rocking. I even felt different. My back itched terribly and I opened my eyes. To my dismay I was a dragon and I was sititng on my bed, only to find an all too familiar dragon holding me softly as I wiped my eyes.
"Hello Inuss."