Its a versus!

Feb 28, 2011 20:15


FRANK IERO




VERSUS

DANI FILTH



(may I just add SWOOOOON)

I only bring this up because neglovespie and I just had a vs match between the two. Apparently because they're both five foot five.

FRANK IERO PROS:
+ can play the guitar like a BAMF
+ has twins named Cherry and Lily
+ does a lot of "stage gay" with singer Gerard
+ gets sick a lot, which means you could take care of him and nurse him back to health!
+ has many tattoos
+ has worn a pro-gay T-shirt which says 'Homophobia is gay'
+ was dubbed one of the worlds sexiest vegetarians in 2008
+ is the vocalist in the band Leathermouth . . . although this may not be is not a pro because I just listened to their song "Bodysnatchers 4 Ever" and he's doing it aaaalllll wrong. Don't be in a fucking screamo band if you can't even scream right. THIS IS NOW A CON.

DANI FILTH PROS:
+ his high pitched screams are orgasmic. I love them and could listen to them all day.
+ has appeared in both a live action film and a CGI film (whether they're any good is up for debate)
+ is the only original member of CoF and has been in it since 1991
+ writes all of the songs for CoF
+ has a poetry book coming out
+ is British and has a friggin adorable voice
+ likes Doctor Who
+ looks great with/without makeup and with/without long hair (shallow reason is shallow shutup)

After some texts back and forth we came to no conclusion.
She's for Frank, of course, and I'm for Dani.
Both are awesome in their own ways, of course, but:
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HMMMM?

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