OH GOD WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO SAD

[poodilywoots]

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Oh Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyy. *flails hysterically*
WHY AM I REDUCED TO FLAILING EVERY TIME I SEE A FANVID OF FOUR BROTHERS GAAAAAHHHH this movie is going to be the death of me I just know it.

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[poodilywoots]

YOU CAN'T STOP COMMENTING EVER CAUSE THEN I'LL CRY BITTER TEARS OF LONELINESS AND DESPAIR


SHUTUP DEAN, I TOTALLY WOULD.

[a_phoenixdragon]

ONE DAY I WILL BREAK MY OCD AND HAVE YOU SOBBING AT MY FEET!! I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIIISSSSSS!!!

*DOES PUDDING!DANCE*

[poodilywoots]

DON'T DO THE PUDDING!DANCE! OH NO, TOO SEXY, TOO SEXYYYYYY!

[a_phoenixdragon]

I HAD JENSEN TRAIN ME PERSONALLY - THOUGH HE WAS RELUCTANT TO SHARE HIS MASTERY OF THE ARTS OF TEH SEX-EH!!

*WRIGGLES PROVACTIVELY*

SUCCUUUMMBBBB!!!!!!

[poodilywoots]

JENSEN IS THE MASTER OF SEXY. IF YOU LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF "SEXY", "HOT", OR "SUPERSPECIALAWESOMESAUCE" IT WILL HAVE HIS PICTURE UNDERNEATH IT.

NOOOO MUST RESISSSSTTTTT *shields her eyes*

[a_phoenixdragon]

YOU FORGOT "LICKABLE YUMMY GOODNESS"!!!!!

*BOUNCES*

[poodilywoots]

LOL HOW COULD I FORGET.
AND DON'T FORGET "SCRUMP-DILY-UMPCIOUS" TOO!

OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN! YOU WIN! I CAN'T RESIST THE SEXY ANY LONGER! *faints of teh sexy*

[a_phoenixdragon]

YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF!!!

*KISSES YOU*

*REVIVES YOU WITH PURPLE-NURPLES AND PIE*

[poodilywoots]

I'M NOT SURE HOW PURPLE-NURPLES CAN REVIVE SOMEONE . . . BUT I LIKE IT.

*eats the pie and passes out on your couch, drooling a bit* HA HA, REVENGE!

[a_phoenixdragon]

LUSH.

THE JOKE'S ON YOU - I DON'T HAVE A COUCH!!

*CACKLES*

[poodilywoots]

THEN I'LL LAY ALL SPRAWLED OUT ON YOUR BED. HA HA! TAKE THAT!

[a_phoenixdragon]

ALL THE BETTER TO MOLEST YOU UNHINDERED MY DEAR!

FEEL FREE TO DROOL AT RANDOM - I LIKES THAT!!

LEATHER OR SILVER CUFFS?!

[poodilywoots]

ITS NOT MOLESTATION IF ITS CONSENSUAL! BUT I'LL PRETEND NOT TO LIKE IT IF THATS YOUR SORT OF THING.

DAMN THE CUFFS, USE ROPE, WOMAN!

AND I'D DROOL ALLLL OVERRRR YOUUUU, BB. OH YEAAAAHHHHH.

[a_phoenixdragon]

DAMMIT, YOU MADE ME LOSE CONCENTRATION!! PRETEND TO CRY OR SOMETHING, ARRGHHH!!

PICKY, PICKY!! FINE - BUT I ONLY HAVE BUNGEE MATERIAL!!

WICKED WENCH - YOU LIKE THIS TOO MUCH! *SPANKS YOU*

[poodilywoots]

*cries big, fat tears and feebly slaps at you like a damsel in distress*

AND DON'T SPANK ME CAUSE I'M A GOOD GIRL, I SWEAR! *give you big puppy dog eyes*

[a_phoenixdragon]

*LAUGHS*

YOU MAKE THIS TOO MUCH FUN! I'M AT WORK - I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HAVING FUN!

WELL, SINCE YOU BEGGED SO NICELY...

*BREAKS OUT WITH PADDLE*