Brilliant ideas I have as well as not so brilliant ones
Joining a gym with a lap pool
Realizing that I used to swim 25 yards in 28 seconds and trying to get back to that place
Working at a coffee shop
Consuming massive amounts of caffeine at work while on closing shift
Having moved to Texas
Moving to Seattle
Applying at UW
Spending another semester in Texas
Going three days without a cigarette
Allowing a "sneaky [self-]hate spiral" to descend, wherein I take a Scrabble defeat personally
Letting Star Dog sleep in my room with me
Spraying a geriatric dog with perfume because she positively reeks
Realizing at 7a.m. after three hours of sleep that you really, really have to get your shit together and that there is no more playing around
Accepting that community college is not looping on inifinite and now is not the time to continuously repeat your past mistakes
Letting your California license expire on your 20th birthday without renewing it because you haven't changed your address in three years, not to mention four moves ago
Not registering for a Texas driver's license
Blaming this on debates over where to establish residency
Fucking up in school, again
Wanting more coffee
ETA:
Not taking care of my broken hand for four or five months
Buying leg warmers for my gimpy leg this winter
Realizing that I used to swim 25 yards in 28 seconds and trying to get back to that place
Working at a coffee shop
Consuming massive amounts of caffeine at work while on closing shift
Having moved to Texas
Moving to Seattle
Applying at UW
Spending another semester in Texas
Going three days without a cigarette
Allowing a "sneaky [self-]hate spiral" to descend, wherein I take a Scrabble defeat personally
Letting Star Dog sleep in my room with me
Spraying a geriatric dog with perfume because she positively reeks
Realizing at 7a.m. after three hours of sleep that you really, really have to get your shit together and that there is no more playing around
Accepting that community college is not looping on inifinite and now is not the time to continuously repeat your past mistakes
Letting your California license expire on your 20th birthday without renewing it because you haven't changed your address in three years, not to mention four moves ago
Not registering for a Texas driver's license
Blaming this on debates over where to establish residency
Fucking up in school, again
Wanting more coffee
ETA:
Not taking care of my broken hand for four or five months
Buying leg warmers for my gimpy leg this winter