"They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies"-Styx
Hey, woooh. This has been a pretty tough few months for me, to all my bitches and pimps, I am SO sorry for not updating. I love you guys so much, especially Aaron (btw he fingered me...in my dream). Okay, well here is the story: I smoked on January 25th and I guess you can say that my mom saw me when I was just puffing the magic dragon on my floor masturbating. It was like the perfect experience though, having sex while smoking Mari J. Btw, I'm totally naming my kid Mari, or Juan if itg's a guy (u know..mari-juan-a) or maybe even A, I will name my kid "A". Anyways, yeah so my mom saw me having sex AND SMOKING at the same time, and was like..It's time for rehabilitation Center, Paulette. So she took me to this mental doctor first to check me out and see how my drug problems are. They are ok I guess, first of she told me that I am a compulsive liar, but I think she only said that because she is a compulsive liar. So she was compulsively lieing about my mental disease. Anyways after I had the mental doctor look at me, me and my mom went to the gas station and bought pork rinds and dr. pepper. The perfect munchies, since I am always "high" I always need "munchies".So then I went to the local hang out, with my mom to hang out. I called Aaron but I think he changed his numbers to get a way from me since I call him all of the time. I think that he has a crush on me. Anyways yeah, so I put on this really nice cherry lipgloss and it made me look like Manny (my idol) from degrassi.
i miss rutheford, it will be really hard to tell him why i have been gone for so long.
At the rehabilitation center, we had sex ed, and they said to ALWAYS use protection.did yoiu know that some people have stds and not even know it!!! pretty scary, so now, even when i masturbate, ill use protection.
thats why the second i got out of that center, i went straight to the local 711 and bought finger condoms.. i know, pretty wierd huh? i didnt even know they made them.. but my teacher Ms. Slethingoff said that that was where she bought them, and she is a pretty trustworthy old woman, so i believed her. so yeah, my mom was totally okay with letting me get them. she actually said it was sweet. and that she used them when she was a kid!! over share with a capital O! yeah so i tried them out, and my mom surprised me with a bottle of lube. this is soo wierd.. but its perfectly normal.. im just preparing myself for aarons penis.
i miss aaron.. i know he misses me too, since i havent been able to reach him.. he must be pissed that his phone numbers got changed.
oh aaron..
RIP rutheford
he just ODed on LSD..
my life his over
i might as well kill myself
he was overly constipated and his anus was unable to take the 6 lbs of pressure.
his rectum was torn into pieces
and he had a terrible acid trip
i miss rutheford, it will be really hard to tell him why i have been gone for so long.
At the rehabilitation center, we had sex ed, and they said to ALWAYS use protection.did yoiu know that some people have stds and not even know it!!! pretty scary, so now, even when i masturbate, ill use protection.
thats why the second i got out of that center, i went straight to the local 711 and bought finger condoms.. i know, pretty wierd huh? i didnt even know they made them.. but my teacher Ms. Slethingoff said that that was where she bought them, and she is a pretty trustworthy old woman, so i believed her. so yeah, my mom was totally okay with letting me get them. she actually said it was sweet. and that she used them when she was a kid!! over share with a capital O! yeah so i tried them out, and my mom surprised me with a bottle of lube. this is soo wierd.. but its perfectly normal.. im just preparing myself for aarons penis.
i miss aaron.. i know he misses me too, since i havent been able to reach him.. he must be pissed that his phone numbers got changed.
oh aaron..
RIP rutheford
he just ODed on LSD..
my life his over
i might as well kill myself
he was overly constipated and his anus was unable to take the 6 lbs of pressure.
his rectum was torn into pieces
and he had a terrible acid trip