Roadtrip - Sequel 03
Roadtrip
Title: 'Roadtrip' - Sequel [3/3]
Author: nadal93 & ponyatf
Pairing: Onewx?
Genre: Crack (sequel)
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: We neither own them nor do we make any money with this story. But if the Key, I talk to in my dreams, is right, we will one day...
Summary: Onew actually just wants to visit a festival, but with the help of his members, he experiences a lunatic roadtrip.
Sequel-summary: How Onew experiences the aftermath of smut, the rapper is hindered at pimping and why you should never trust a lady.
(Chapter 01: How they got out of the dorm)
(Chapter 02: How they got out of the van)
(Chapter 03: How they got in and out of the strip-club)
(Chapter 04: How they got out of the truck and into the festival)
(Chapter 05: How they got out of the festival and eventually home)
(Sequel 01: How they got out of reality and into a coop)
(Sequel 02: How they got in and out... of the bathroom)
Roadtrip: How they got a new family-member
A week after the roadtrip, which was by now only referred to as 'the disaster, we will never repeat or talk about ever again', or in short 'tdwwnrotaea', Onew opened his eyes, yawning into the morning light and greeted the day.
Following his daily morning-ritual (which was screaming: "The King has awaken, now arise as well my footmen. Your majesty wants to be fed!", a noisy roar he had thought would show the other members, who was the boss, but mostly would be ignored by them) he arched to the right side of his bed to check on his new pet.
The chicken was still asleep in its shoe-box and Onew grabbed it with both of his hands.
"Good morning, Miss Piggy. Have you slept w... KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The sudden outburst, a few pitches higher and louder than his morning-roar, woke everyone in the dorm up for good.
"What's the ruckus about, Jinki?" Key nagged, annoyed by the insensitive way he has been ripped out of his beauty-sleep. To underline his frustration, he kicked Jonghyun out of his bed (that boy sure knows how to secretly creep into the diva's bed EVERY night).
"Miss Piggy has laid an egg! I... I am going to be a father!" Onew told the somnolent members and pressed the lady of his heart in a dither on his chest.
No one had dared to explain to Onew the preconditions of pregnancies, it was way easier to let the leader believe, he had started a family.
What followed for the next two weeks was Onew constantly faffing about the dorms, carrying his un-hatched 'baby' in the special basket he had spent three nights creating (much to the chagrin of his fellow band members as they were the ones who had to endure their leader cursing out loud at pieces of hay or as he poked himself for the umpteenth time with the needle he was using to weave the basket for his precious egg).
And finally after many pricked fingers and disgruntled rappers, Onew was able to take his baby to see the place its ancestors had come from ('The Fried chicken-a-go-go' restaurant) safely and it was there where the baby got its first taste of the real life as it learned the cruel plight of chickens in this world (Anyone interested in a discussion, if that might be called 'cannibalism', regarding this stories constellation? No? Okay...)
Minho thought that Onew and his new baby were forming a very stable relationship, if the late night sponge baths were any indication, so he found it safe enough to let them be and he focused on his pimping business.
Browsing through his little black book, he heard a faint sobbing coming from the leaders room. Deciding that his many 'employees' could wait, the always considerate rapper went to help his fellow band mate.
"Hyeong, what is wrong?" he asked when he found the leader curled up into a ball on the floor next to their bed.
"What if I drop it? How will I ever face Miss Piggy again?" the older boy cried out, and Minho willed his eyes not to roll over as he reached down to pat the elders back. He knew the leader long enough for to know, that this was a serious concern.
"It’s ok hyeong, you and Miss Piggy are in love right?" Minho said, looking straight into the leaders face as he gave him his famous charismatic glare and the leader nodded solemnly.
"Then just do your best and if your love is true she will still accept you no matter what" Onew nodded again the tears still streaking down his face.
"Thanks a lot for the advice Minho, it really helped" Onew began, wiping the tears away with the sleeve of his shirt when he suddenly had an idea: "You know what? As I thank you, I shall name the baby after you, if it is a boy of course."
It took Minho a minute or two to decide whether an egg named after him was a positive thing or not. In the end he decided to just go with the flow since his many clients where waiting and so he padded the leader reassuringly on the back ("Sure sure, what ever.") before returning to his 'business'.
The next few weeks were spent in utter bliss, albeit only for Onew and Miss Piggy, who would now often be found snuggling together and looking down at their unborn baby with loving eyes.
The rest of the dorms inhabitants would much rather do without the public displays of zoophillia but if they mentioned this to their leader, he would only move closer to his feathered spouse (Sorry boys, but you should have spoke up immediately. To talk now is just too late to change the strong father-feelings!).
However, just when they had have about enough, they had to endure the two engage ("Are you nuts? You can't ask a chicken for its hand! They don't have hands!" "Oh I can and I did and Miss Piggy said yes! Well, she said 'clunk', but I am sure it means 'yes'... Anyways, do you want her to give birth to a bastard? I don't think so.") in Onew’s remixed version of 'My Ear's Candy', whereby he will scream out 'Saranghae' and wait for his lover to cluck back a response before continue with 'my ear's CHICKEN!!', which despite what his band mates constantly tell him does indeed make complete sense. Thankfully though, this period of 'happiness and feathery molestation' ended on one eventful morning when their precious baby began hatching.
The baby’s father and mother where anxiously awaiting the birth of their baby (well at least Onew was, it is after all hard to distinguish the limited facial expressions of poultry) and they stared down at the hatching egg in the basket.
As it began cracking, the rest of SHINee decided to join in and watch the miracle of life occurring before their eyes as a small, fragile claw reached out of the shell (causing much gushing and general spazzing from their leader, but the reaction of the mother is still unknown).
Soon a tiny head with huge eyes and a shiny beak carefully crawled out of the shell, yellow feathers damp and ruffled, and there on the make shift egg-carrier stood Onew’s first child. However as the band turned over to see the new father, the expression of happiness and joy they had expected to find on Onew’s face was replaced with one of dismay and betrayal and before anyone could do as much as congratulate the couple, their leader stormed out of the room, screaming something about 'slut' and 'liar'.
Not that the group was surprised by the leader's lately strange actions, but no one can bear an unhappy Onew, so after much consideration and debate the rest of SHINee decided, or much rather, forced Jonghyun to go and talk to Onew (since he was the resident whore and expert on sleeping around).
Said sluttish vocalist made his way into the bedroom and was met with the sight of their leader slumped on one of the beds, a carton of milk in one hand and a stick of celery in the other.
"Hyeong what's wrong?" Jonghyun asked, afraid as Onew slugged down the milk before lurching over to face him.
"How could she, Jonghyun? After all I did for here, bought her into my home, gave her my heart. Dammit, I've never loved a woman like I have loved her!"
Jonghyun didn't knew, what to respond to that, since he wasn't sure, if love between humans and love between a chicken and a boy was even comparable after all or what the problem itself was, so he could only watch, now more than a little scared as their leader bit down violently on the celery.
"Did you see it, Jjong? It had yellow feathers , YELLOW FEATHERS!! My baby doesn't look anything like me... I DON'T HAVE YELLOW FEATHERS!" Onew nearly screamed into Jonghyun's face as he took another drink of his milk carton, very much resembling a certain trucker they had met a few weeks ago.
"Uhm, do you really wanna tell me right now, that you take yellow feathers as the indicator of your potentially non-fatherhood?", the by now experienced-in-love-making Jonghyun asked carefully.
It seems like the leader hadn't really listened to a word he was saying. He continued with a gloomy face: "But do you know who does have feathers?"
Onew waited for Jonghyun to answer and when the latter shook his head ('Is this conversation for real?'), he added bitterly "Karl" and slumped back onto the bed, covering his face with a pillow .
"I saw the two of them together before I bought her here. They were clucking and pecking together. It made me sick" Onew finished and drowned the entire contents of the milk carton.
Jonghyun sighed; he understood now, what was happening in Onew's parallel universe and so he sat down on the bed next to the deranged man.
"Onew, how can you be so sure it was this Karl person?"
"What do you mean? HAS THERE BEEN OTHER COCKS?"
"What the? I mean no...well technically in order to-"
"WHAT? What do you know? TELL ME!"
"I don't know anything I swear."
"Do not lie to me, it was you wasn't it? Just couldn't keep your whoring ways to yourself. YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED HER!"
Jonghyun jumped from the bed in shock at Onew's sudden rage (and at the complete loss of sanity) and fell with a thud to the floor. He looked up and his gaze was met with the manic one of their leader who was clutching on to the celery stick like he wanted to kill the vocalist with it.
"No I didn't, ok? Poultry doesn't do it for me. Plus I've got Key" Jonghyun answered as he got up and dusted the ultra skinny pants that Key had made him wear because 'it provided a nice view' for him.
"And even though I wish he would treat me a little less rough and maybe actually be romantic towards me instead of just using me, I am still very happy with him."
Jonghyun got lost in his own thoughts and forgot all about Onew's sorrows; a crucial mistake, because the leader had just made a connection between a talk he had with his parents when he was still a little tofu and the things, Taemin and Minho nearly did in a coop and the things, he heard Jonghyun and Key doing in the bathroom and within the following days in the kitchen, the elevator, the company and in the dressing room for a show. With that 'click' in his mind, the leader stormed to Jonghyun, grabbed the lead-vocal-slut by his shoulders and shook him, screaming in panic-mode:
"I NEVER DID THESE THINGS TO MISS PIGGY! SHE CHEATED ON ME FOR SURE!"
Jonghyun wasn't sure, how to calm the boy down, so he squeaked a little 'SOME HELP HERE PLEASE!' and let himself being shaken some more ("WHAT DO I DO NOW?! WHAT!? AND WHAT WILL YOU DO?! I mean... Aren't you afraid, that Key might lay an egg now as well? Anyways... WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?!") until the other members came in to free him from the man-of-lost-mind.
All it took was a bucket of ice cream and a serious 1o4 talk. They took turns in comforting the crying leader, who wasn't a father anymore and they answered all of his questions, more or less blushed, and in the end they decided together that it might be the best to bring Miss Piggy and her child back to her former possessor.
Even though it was a rough negotiation to part their belongings (Miss Piggy was allowed to keep the baby and the basket, Onew wanted to keep the shoe-box, since it was a good box to place his shoes into), the leader soon saw the positive sides of the divorce: No more responsibilities for a family, no need to be ashamed, when he craved to eat a fried sibling of his (ex-)wife, but most of all: he was free on the market for other lovely ladies... or boys... or birds...
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ So, this was supposed to be posted two days ago, but my labbie broke a little down, so I had to spent the days fixing it, kekeke. Anyways, we thought it was important to write after two smuts something about the potential responsibilities, that can appear AFTER the smut. So be warned: Smutty stuff can lead to egg-laying! (^0^)
THE ROADTRIP HAS ENDED! THE ROCKET IS BACK ON EARTH! THE PURKL-TEAM BOWS AND THANKS TO EVERYONE, WHO WAS INSANE ENOUGH TO READ, kekekekeke OTL
Much love to everyone, hit us with ur comment~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")
Title: 'Roadtrip' - Sequel [3/3]
Author: nadal93 & ponyatf
Pairing: Onewx?
Genre: Crack (sequel)
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: We neither own them nor do we make any money with this story. But if the Key, I talk to in my dreams, is right, we will one day...
Summary: Onew actually just wants to visit a festival, but with the help of his members, he experiences a lunatic roadtrip.
Sequel-summary: How Onew experiences the aftermath of smut, the rapper is hindered at pimping and why you should never trust a lady.
(Chapter 01: How they got out of the dorm)
(Chapter 02: How they got out of the van)
(Chapter 03: How they got in and out of the strip-club)
(Chapter 04: How they got out of the truck and into the festival)
(Chapter 05: How they got out of the festival and eventually home)
(Sequel 01: How they got out of reality and into a coop)
(Sequel 02: How they got in and out... of the bathroom)
Roadtrip: How they got a new family-member
A week after the roadtrip, which was by now only referred to as 'the disaster, we will never repeat or talk about ever again', or in short 'tdwwnrotaea', Onew opened his eyes, yawning into the morning light and greeted the day.
Following his daily morning-ritual (which was screaming: "The King has awaken, now arise as well my footmen. Your majesty wants to be fed!", a noisy roar he had thought would show the other members, who was the boss, but mostly would be ignored by them) he arched to the right side of his bed to check on his new pet.
The chicken was still asleep in its shoe-box and Onew grabbed it with both of his hands.
"Good morning, Miss Piggy. Have you slept w... KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The sudden outburst, a few pitches higher and louder than his morning-roar, woke everyone in the dorm up for good.
"What's the ruckus about, Jinki?" Key nagged, annoyed by the insensitive way he has been ripped out of his beauty-sleep. To underline his frustration, he kicked Jonghyun out of his bed (that boy sure knows how to secretly creep into the diva's bed EVERY night).
"Miss Piggy has laid an egg! I... I am going to be a father!" Onew told the somnolent members and pressed the lady of his heart in a dither on his chest.
No one had dared to explain to Onew the preconditions of pregnancies, it was way easier to let the leader believe, he had started a family.
What followed for the next two weeks was Onew constantly faffing about the dorms, carrying his un-hatched 'baby' in the special basket he had spent three nights creating (much to the chagrin of his fellow band members as they were the ones who had to endure their leader cursing out loud at pieces of hay or as he poked himself for the umpteenth time with the needle he was using to weave the basket for his precious egg).
And finally after many pricked fingers and disgruntled rappers, Onew was able to take his baby to see the place its ancestors had come from ('The Fried chicken-a-go-go' restaurant) safely and it was there where the baby got its first taste of the real life as it learned the cruel plight of chickens in this world (Anyone interested in a discussion, if that might be called 'cannibalism', regarding this stories constellation? No? Okay...)
Minho thought that Onew and his new baby were forming a very stable relationship, if the late night sponge baths were any indication, so he found it safe enough to let them be and he focused on his pimping business.
Browsing through his little black book, he heard a faint sobbing coming from the leaders room. Deciding that his many 'employees' could wait, the always considerate rapper went to help his fellow band mate.
"Hyeong, what is wrong?" he asked when he found the leader curled up into a ball on the floor next to their bed.
"What if I drop it? How will I ever face Miss Piggy again?" the older boy cried out, and Minho willed his eyes not to roll over as he reached down to pat the elders back. He knew the leader long enough for to know, that this was a serious concern.
"It’s ok hyeong, you and Miss Piggy are in love right?" Minho said, looking straight into the leaders face as he gave him his famous charismatic glare and the leader nodded solemnly.
"Then just do your best and if your love is true she will still accept you no matter what" Onew nodded again the tears still streaking down his face.
"Thanks a lot for the advice Minho, it really helped" Onew began, wiping the tears away with the sleeve of his shirt when he suddenly had an idea: "You know what? As I thank you, I shall name the baby after you, if it is a boy of course."
It took Minho a minute or two to decide whether an egg named after him was a positive thing or not. In the end he decided to just go with the flow since his many clients where waiting and so he padded the leader reassuringly on the back ("Sure sure, what ever.") before returning to his 'business'.
The next few weeks were spent in utter bliss, albeit only for Onew and Miss Piggy, who would now often be found snuggling together and looking down at their unborn baby with loving eyes.
The rest of the dorms inhabitants would much rather do without the public displays of zoophillia but if they mentioned this to their leader, he would only move closer to his feathered spouse (Sorry boys, but you should have spoke up immediately. To talk now is just too late to change the strong father-feelings!).
However, just when they had have about enough, they had to endure the two engage ("Are you nuts? You can't ask a chicken for its hand! They don't have hands!" "Oh I can and I did and Miss Piggy said yes! Well, she said 'clunk', but I am sure it means 'yes'... Anyways, do you want her to give birth to a bastard? I don't think so.") in Onew’s remixed version of 'My Ear's Candy', whereby he will scream out 'Saranghae' and wait for his lover to cluck back a response before continue with 'my ear's CHICKEN!!', which despite what his band mates constantly tell him does indeed make complete sense. Thankfully though, this period of 'happiness and feathery molestation' ended on one eventful morning when their precious baby began hatching.
The baby’s father and mother where anxiously awaiting the birth of their baby (well at least Onew was, it is after all hard to distinguish the limited facial expressions of poultry) and they stared down at the hatching egg in the basket.
As it began cracking, the rest of SHINee decided to join in and watch the miracle of life occurring before their eyes as a small, fragile claw reached out of the shell (causing much gushing and general spazzing from their leader, but the reaction of the mother is still unknown).
Soon a tiny head with huge eyes and a shiny beak carefully crawled out of the shell, yellow feathers damp and ruffled, and there on the make shift egg-carrier stood Onew’s first child. However as the band turned over to see the new father, the expression of happiness and joy they had expected to find on Onew’s face was replaced with one of dismay and betrayal and before anyone could do as much as congratulate the couple, their leader stormed out of the room, screaming something about 'slut' and 'liar'.
Not that the group was surprised by the leader's lately strange actions, but no one can bear an unhappy Onew, so after much consideration and debate the rest of SHINee decided, or much rather, forced Jonghyun to go and talk to Onew (since he was the resident whore and expert on sleeping around).
Said sluttish vocalist made his way into the bedroom and was met with the sight of their leader slumped on one of the beds, a carton of milk in one hand and a stick of celery in the other.
"Hyeong what's wrong?" Jonghyun asked, afraid as Onew slugged down the milk before lurching over to face him.
"How could she, Jonghyun? After all I did for here, bought her into my home, gave her my heart. Dammit, I've never loved a woman like I have loved her!"
Jonghyun didn't knew, what to respond to that, since he wasn't sure, if love between humans and love between a chicken and a boy was even comparable after all or what the problem itself was, so he could only watch, now more than a little scared as their leader bit down violently on the celery.
"Did you see it, Jjong? It had yellow feathers , YELLOW FEATHERS!! My baby doesn't look anything like me... I DON'T HAVE YELLOW FEATHERS!" Onew nearly screamed into Jonghyun's face as he took another drink of his milk carton, very much resembling a certain trucker they had met a few weeks ago.
"Uhm, do you really wanna tell me right now, that you take yellow feathers as the indicator of your potentially non-fatherhood?", the by now experienced-in-love-making Jonghyun asked carefully.
It seems like the leader hadn't really listened to a word he was saying. He continued with a gloomy face: "But do you know who does have feathers?"
Onew waited for Jonghyun to answer and when the latter shook his head ('Is this conversation for real?'), he added bitterly "Karl" and slumped back onto the bed, covering his face with a pillow .
"I saw the two of them together before I bought her here. They were clucking and pecking together. It made me sick" Onew finished and drowned the entire contents of the milk carton.
Jonghyun sighed; he understood now, what was happening in Onew's parallel universe and so he sat down on the bed next to the deranged man.
"Onew, how can you be so sure it was this Karl person?"
"What do you mean? HAS THERE BEEN OTHER COCKS?"
"What the? I mean no...well technically in order to-"
"WHAT? What do you know? TELL ME!"
"I don't know anything I swear."
"Do not lie to me, it was you wasn't it? Just couldn't keep your whoring ways to yourself. YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED HER!"
Jonghyun jumped from the bed in shock at Onew's sudden rage (and at the complete loss of sanity) and fell with a thud to the floor. He looked up and his gaze was met with the manic one of their leader who was clutching on to the celery stick like he wanted to kill the vocalist with it.
"No I didn't, ok? Poultry doesn't do it for me. Plus I've got Key" Jonghyun answered as he got up and dusted the ultra skinny pants that Key had made him wear because 'it provided a nice view' for him.
"And even though I wish he would treat me a little less rough and maybe actually be romantic towards me instead of just using me, I am still very happy with him."
Jonghyun got lost in his own thoughts and forgot all about Onew's sorrows; a crucial mistake, because the leader had just made a connection between a talk he had with his parents when he was still a little tofu and the things, Taemin and Minho nearly did in a coop and the things, he heard Jonghyun and Key doing in the bathroom and within the following days in the kitchen, the elevator, the company and in the dressing room for a show. With that 'click' in his mind, the leader stormed to Jonghyun, grabbed the lead-vocal-slut by his shoulders and shook him, screaming in panic-mode:
"I NEVER DID THESE THINGS TO MISS PIGGY! SHE CHEATED ON ME FOR SURE!"
Jonghyun wasn't sure, how to calm the boy down, so he squeaked a little 'SOME HELP HERE PLEASE!' and let himself being shaken some more ("WHAT DO I DO NOW?! WHAT!? AND WHAT WILL YOU DO?! I mean... Aren't you afraid, that Key might lay an egg now as well? Anyways... WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?!") until the other members came in to free him from the man-of-lost-mind.
All it took was a bucket of ice cream and a serious 1o4 talk. They took turns in comforting the crying leader, who wasn't a father anymore and they answered all of his questions, more or less blushed, and in the end they decided together that it might be the best to bring Miss Piggy and her child back to her former possessor.
Even though it was a rough negotiation to part their belongings (Miss Piggy was allowed to keep the baby and the basket, Onew wanted to keep the shoe-box, since it was a good box to place his shoes into), the leader soon saw the positive sides of the divorce: No more responsibilities for a family, no need to be ashamed, when he craved to eat a fried sibling of his (ex-)wife, but most of all: he was free on the market for other lovely ladies... or boys... or birds...
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ So, this was supposed to be posted two days ago, but my labbie broke a little down, so I had to spent the days fixing it, kekeke. Anyways, we thought it was important to write after two smuts something about the potential responsibilities, that can appear AFTER the smut. So be warned: Smutty stuff can lead to egg-laying! (^0^)
THE ROADTRIP HAS ENDED! THE ROCKET IS BACK ON EARTH! THE PURKL-TEAM BOWS AND THANKS TO EVERYONE, WHO WAS INSANE ENOUGH TO READ, kekekekeke OTL
Much love to everyone, hit us with ur comment~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")