I got some Words of Wisdom today.
Context first: Me and
juicycat went to the gas station to replenish our supplies of cigarettes and soda. I decided that it would be cute to jump out at
juicycat and surprise him. Unfortunately, the gentleman I jumped out at was NOT
juicycat. So, I was kind of embarrassed. The man then said (and I quote):
"Naw, naw, don't be embarrassed. That was a real sweet thing you were trying to do. And it's the little things that make a relationship good. You can't forget the little things. So don't be embarrassed. Unless you're out in the alley giving him some head - then you oughta be embarrassed!"