(it's gotten to be basically a tradition...)
January
"Best New Year's Eve. Ever." (In reference to the party where
juicycat vomited nine times,
lillyv got naked in the middle of the living room, and I drank an entire bottle of Freixenet myself.)
February
"Interesting night - the Steelers won, we went to Carson St. and witnessed a LARGE crowd of people, and when we got back, the hill upon which Mammal House is situated was covered with a sheet of ice."
March
"Many things are happening."
April
"Tiktaalik, Dr. Shubin said, is 'both fish and tetrapod, which we sometimes call a fishapod.'"
May
"Many things have occurred or are occurring in recent days, including finals and moving to a new house."
June
"I've been having interesting interactions with other PAT riders lately." (In reference to the event where
a gang member tried to hit on me by showing me his house arrest bracelet.)
July
"So, last spring, I decided a fun beach vacation would be to go to Cape Cod for a week. "
August
"I have a new computer."
September
"Today is my favorite male friend's birthday. On this day four years ago, I carried him across campus because he had ingested half a bottle of Grand Marnier and a bottle of Hennessy, hit on everyone shamelessly, and passed out in front of the Cat in the Cream Coffeehouse, wearing a brown wig cut in a pageboy hairstyle." (Okay, I cheated.... but the second sentence is so much BETTER.)
October
"I am bored and whiney, mostly because lab stuff isn't going so well."
November
"Today I was notified that Ting and I were In Trouble."
December
"So I talked to my mom on the phone today, as I do most days."
Yeah.... that pretty much sums it up, I guess.