GMET - Act III!!!!!!111oneeleven
In Act III, Maully is introduced as...well, you'll see. We also see the return of Vee, Allen, Momo, Lindsay, and FDoR!! Read more to find out!!
ACT III
37. “Just Another Day in Paradise” - country song
Act III opens up and we see that Allen now has the perfect life. He and Elisha have been together for a year now, and even though he’s forgotten all about his lost partner, his life could not be any better, what with Ninja Elisha in an Apron?
38. “Sometimes” - Britney Spears
Vee and FDoR on the night before their wedding. Vee is in a little school girl outfit and they are playing some crazy sex role-playing game.
39. “Walking on Broken Glass”
Enter Maully da Pimp! Decked out in a tuexedo, top hat, skull cane, and monocle, we see Maully dumping this uber-hot chick who was madly in love with him. He can’t help it; he’s just a heartbreaker. He also happens to own the only shipbuilding company on Wishful Thinking.
40. “Heaven is a Place on Earth”
It’s WEDDING DAY!! The French Deity of Rock and Vee are getting married! Laura is there, playing in the band, and so is Rachel, watching undercover and waiting for her next move to strike and bring down the FDoR. But tonight, the Deity plans to unveil his secret identity to Vee!!!
41. “Measure of a Man” - Clay Aiken
Allen comes home one night from his bar to find that Elisha has left a note saying she’s leaving him. All her things are gone and their house maintains the gloom of a crypt. Commence Allen crying and weeping. He doesn’t know why she left him, though he does have flashbacks of the good times they’d had…..
42. “Wherever, Whenever” - Shakira
At the reception after the wedding of Vee and FDoR, they watch as Laura does an enticing belly dance. Rawr!
43. “99.9% Sure” - Brian McCormick
NOW we see why Elisha left Allen! She’s down at the shipyard, and Maully is macking on her hardcore. She is practically swooning.
44. “Carlene” - country song
Close on the honeymoon bedroom-in-waiting. Vee begins to question the FDoR about the first time they met--back in high school when she was the whiz kid and he (Kiefer) was the quarterback of the football team. FDoR flounders, not knowing what to say….
45. “I Survived You” - Clay Aiken
More angst for Allen! Yet we have a turning point!! Finally, now that Elisha has left him, Allen remembers Vee and that he needs to find her. So he walks down to the shipyard to purchase another boat from Maully. OH NOES! As Allen nears the front door of the shipyard, he peers in to see Maully and Elisha getting their freak on!! Crying like a little baby yet again, Allen’s resolve is strengthened by this. He resolves to find Vee and save her…wherever she is. He calls Momo and Lindsay up and together they steal a boat.
46. “Lucky” - Britney Spears
On the boat, we now see flashbacks of Momo’s backstory. Momo was a hit pop-singer and Lindsay, her best friend, was always jealous of her. However, once Momo’s career failed, Lindsay was the only one who was there for her. Much huggage, though Allen isn’t paying attention.
47. “You Can’t Take the Honky Tonk Out of the Girl” - Brooks and Dunn
After seeing the wedding, Rachel recalls her own redneck roots. She drowns her sorrow in beer and swears to never go back to her family again.
48. “Like a Prayer” - Madonna
Vee leaves the FDoR in the room for a moment as she goes for a moonlight stroll around the village. She meets Laura by moonlight and together they dance, sharing an uber-romantic moments. Squee!!!
49. “I Can Love You Like That” - All 4 One
Luther Vandross is in love with Laura!!! She returns from her moonlight encounter with Vee and he sings to her at the reception. She is moved by his heartfelt performance, but she is conflicted. She feels for Vee, but she also has feelings for Luther….what will she do??
50. “If I Had a Million Dollars” - Barenaked Ladies
FDoR senses that something is dreadfully wrong with Vee once she returns to his room. He offers to buy her anything she wants (haven’t you always wanted a monKEY?) if she’ll just love him like he loves her.
51. “How Will I Know If He Really Loves Me?”
In the final scene of Act III, we see Laura on the battlements of the FDoR’s palace, wondering who she will choose: Vee or Luther? What will she do??!?!?!?
END ACT III
ACT III
37. “Just Another Day in Paradise” - country song
Act III opens up and we see that Allen now has the perfect life. He and Elisha have been together for a year now, and even though he’s forgotten all about his lost partner, his life could not be any better, what with Ninja Elisha in an Apron?
38. “Sometimes” - Britney Spears
Vee and FDoR on the night before their wedding. Vee is in a little school girl outfit and they are playing some crazy sex role-playing game.
39. “Walking on Broken Glass”
Enter Maully da Pimp! Decked out in a tuexedo, top hat, skull cane, and monocle, we see Maully dumping this uber-hot chick who was madly in love with him. He can’t help it; he’s just a heartbreaker. He also happens to own the only shipbuilding company on Wishful Thinking.
40. “Heaven is a Place on Earth”
It’s WEDDING DAY!! The French Deity of Rock and Vee are getting married! Laura is there, playing in the band, and so is Rachel, watching undercover and waiting for her next move to strike and bring down the FDoR. But tonight, the Deity plans to unveil his secret identity to Vee!!!
41. “Measure of a Man” - Clay Aiken
Allen comes home one night from his bar to find that Elisha has left a note saying she’s leaving him. All her things are gone and their house maintains the gloom of a crypt. Commence Allen crying and weeping. He doesn’t know why she left him, though he does have flashbacks of the good times they’d had…..
42. “Wherever, Whenever” - Shakira
At the reception after the wedding of Vee and FDoR, they watch as Laura does an enticing belly dance. Rawr!
43. “99.9% Sure” - Brian McCormick
NOW we see why Elisha left Allen! She’s down at the shipyard, and Maully is macking on her hardcore. She is practically swooning.
44. “Carlene” - country song
Close on the honeymoon bedroom-in-waiting. Vee begins to question the FDoR about the first time they met--back in high school when she was the whiz kid and he (Kiefer) was the quarterback of the football team. FDoR flounders, not knowing what to say….
45. “I Survived You” - Clay Aiken
More angst for Allen! Yet we have a turning point!! Finally, now that Elisha has left him, Allen remembers Vee and that he needs to find her. So he walks down to the shipyard to purchase another boat from Maully. OH NOES! As Allen nears the front door of the shipyard, he peers in to see Maully and Elisha getting their freak on!! Crying like a little baby yet again, Allen’s resolve is strengthened by this. He resolves to find Vee and save her…wherever she is. He calls Momo and Lindsay up and together they steal a boat.
46. “Lucky” - Britney Spears
On the boat, we now see flashbacks of Momo’s backstory. Momo was a hit pop-singer and Lindsay, her best friend, was always jealous of her. However, once Momo’s career failed, Lindsay was the only one who was there for her. Much huggage, though Allen isn’t paying attention.
47. “You Can’t Take the Honky Tonk Out of the Girl” - Brooks and Dunn
After seeing the wedding, Rachel recalls her own redneck roots. She drowns her sorrow in beer and swears to never go back to her family again.
48. “Like a Prayer” - Madonna
Vee leaves the FDoR in the room for a moment as she goes for a moonlight stroll around the village. She meets Laura by moonlight and together they dance, sharing an uber-romantic moments. Squee!!!
49. “I Can Love You Like That” - All 4 One
Luther Vandross is in love with Laura!!! She returns from her moonlight encounter with Vee and he sings to her at the reception. She is moved by his heartfelt performance, but she is conflicted. She feels for Vee, but she also has feelings for Luther….what will she do??
50. “If I Had a Million Dollars” - Barenaked Ladies
FDoR senses that something is dreadfully wrong with Vee once she returns to his room. He offers to buy her anything she wants (haven’t you always wanted a monKEY?) if she’ll just love him like he loves her.
51. “How Will I Know If He Really Loves Me?”
In the final scene of Act III, we see Laura on the battlements of the FDoR’s palace, wondering who she will choose: Vee or Luther? What will she do??!?!?!?
END ACT III