Dearly be-grieved, we gather here today
to mourn the tragic death of a fellow eLJay...whilst the end was swift and, we are told, quite painless,
lazeracorn, God rest his 0s and 1s, was taken from us all too soon and in the webspace that he once occupied is a fast-closing vacuum of witty banter and a life worth attending to.
Alas, the complications that eventually accumulated to the tearful deletion of said eLJay were not mal-intended but thusly fell into the cracks between salvation and life, leaving we, the onlookers remorseful and wondering, 'might we have done to spare both he and us this loss?"
The answer [according to Spinal Tap] is none: none more black.
And so, with a tear falling from each eye, we turn in hope of a brighter 'morrow for ourselves and rest in the blessed recycling of bandwidth, which promises that the substance which once made the dearly departed so personal will appear again here and there throughout the fabric of our very being.
Lazeracorn
2005-2007
"Seriously"
Son, Friend, Boyfriend, Dumb Hussy
lazeracorn, God rest his 0s and 1s, was taken from us all too soon and in the webspace that he once occupied is a fast-closing vacuum of witty banter and a life worth attending to.
Alas, the complications that eventually accumulated to the tearful deletion of said eLJay were not mal-intended but thusly fell into the cracks between salvation and life, leaving we, the onlookers remorseful and wondering, 'might we have done to spare both he and us this loss?"
The answer [according to Spinal Tap] is none: none more black.
And so, with a tear falling from each eye, we turn in hope of a brighter 'morrow for ourselves and rest in the blessed recycling of bandwidth, which promises that the substance which once made the dearly departed so personal will appear again here and there throughout the fabric of our very being.
Lazeracorn
2005-2007
"Seriously"
Son, Friend, Boyfriend, Dumb Hussy