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Jun 10, 2005 04:38

I can't sleep, so I thought I'd go on some adventures.

My babel fish adventure:

Original
I worked at a factory for the company Tastier Donuts.
"They may be bad for you, but at least they taste good . . . kinda."
That's our marketing slogan.

English to German, German to English
I worked on a factory for the company of more tasteful foam rubber rings.
"they can be bad for you, but they taste good at least. . a bischen."
That is our marketing marketing-Slogan.

English to French, French to English
I worked with a factory for the tastier toric thrusts of company.
"they can be bad for you, but at least they taste good. . a little."
It is our slogan of sale.

English to Spanish, Spanish to English
I worked in a factory for foam the more flavorful ring of the company.
"they can be bad for you, but at least they prove good. . a little."
That one is our motto of the commercialization.

English to French, French to German, German to English
I worked on a factory for the better-tasting toric thrusts of the society.
"they can be bad for you, but at least they taste well. something."
It is our Verkaufsslogan.

Foam rubber rings and toric thrusts! I once encountered a German in Soulseek's radiohead room and I said "ich bin ein berliner." The translation of his response was something like "oh cool, I'm from Frankfurt." Methinks that wookie John F. Kennedy would have taken some comfort in that. I only bring it up, because I heard Eddie Izzard say it means "I am a doughnut". But then would that German fellow not have responded more to the effect of "Here's my coffee. Get dunking, bitch"? I would have said "I'm not a Dunkin' Donut, I'm a Krispy Kreme Douhgnut and therefore far too refinied to be dunked in coffee." And then he would feel resentment towards the upper-class-krispy-kreme-eating rungs of society and he'd join the Communist Workers Party. And we'd drink lattes together in heaven.

My googlism adventure:

The earth centro nacional bahá'í en tegucigalpa; there is no dark side, click here <.<<<<<\<<<<< worth? a comparative market analysis will provide you with the information you need: the heart is valentine messages to congress. I am cmplty determined by the sum total of al my experiences and al my attitudes towards those experncs, that god's personality and power are owing solely to himself and to no other (jesus is saying that the 400 dollars I just spent on my beautiful ipod will be wasted come the end of the year because it's not a regulator by maia szalavitz issue date in a shipping container made of convoluted polyurethane foam and 200 pound test corrugated cardboard for fussy children and the standby in the lunchroom.
It is successful, as it sells the product to me and I would consider buying such a product for a female friend.

I have been listening to a lot of WFMU lately. Jeff Mangum did a stint there as a DJ once under the name Jefferson Mangum. After I typed that I remembered that WFMU archives like a mo'fuqrr, so I decided to look up his shows. Listening to show #1.. It's pretty excellent so far. Or at least to my liking.

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