snagged from somewhere on the
vm_santafriends list and in answer to angst_driven
Character Meme:
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom, but whatever). Then read and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use or it won't be funny/amusing.
My List:
1.Veronica Mars, VM
2. Logan Echolls, VM
3. Wallace Fennel, VM
4. Cindy "Mac" MacKenzie, VM
5. Eli "Weevil" Navarro, VM
6. Keith Mars, VM
7. Duncan Kane, VM
8. Lilly Kane, VM
9. Stosh "Piz" Piznarski, VM
10. Corny, VM
11. Principal Clemmons, VM
12. Jake Kane, VM
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Keith/Clemmons)
I haven't seen a fic, but it might be interesting seeing how they are the smartest men in V's life
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Mac)
I'm sure some people think so, but I'm all about the boys, boys, boys
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Jake--->Lilly)
A two-headed baby? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Can you rec any fics about 9? (Piz)
I can't remember who authored it, but I read a VERY dark piece where Piz killed Logan AND Veronica. I cried for days
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Logan/Keith)
Ummmm...only in the son/father sense. I think Keith would totally mentor Logan because Keith just rocks!!!
5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Weevil/Piz or Weevil/Corny)
Yeah...I'm going with Weevil/Corny - dealer/user
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Donut walks in on Logan and Jake)
That is just all kinds of psychotherapy waiting to happen. (This is me trying to slap the image out of my brain)
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Wallace/Corny)
Wallace, tired of Logan ignoring him, turns to Corny to exact his revenge at Logan's poker game
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Veronica/Lilly)
You betcha and it's all kinds of fun - I liked their relationship. Lilly always had higher aspirations for Veronica than to become just another vapid 09er
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Duncan/Jake)
"The Men of Her Family"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Mac/Veronica)
I'm not EVEN going to touch that
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? Duncan
I bet they do because they all hate Duncan
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Wallace
Since I don't know what "het" is, beats me
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Logan/Mac/Weevil)
Any takers?
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Corny)
Ok, that just makes me chuckle. I just think he would say (loudly), "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Lilly)
"The Woman in Red"
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Veronica/Keith/Jake)
Mentions of incestuous relations, language and character death
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Logan on Corny)
*whyohwhy* "Dude, that bong was all kinds of sweet!"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Weevil)
Today. I was re-reading some shangri_la fics. The envy POV was intriguing
What's 6's super-secret kink? (Keith)
Handcuffs and Padre's paraphenalia come to mind...
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Clemmons/Piz)
God, I certainly hope drunk
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Veronica and Piz are in a happy relationship (ick) until Piz suddenly runs off with Mac. Veronica, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with Principal Clemmons and a brief unhappy affair with Jake, then follows the wise advice of Weevil and finds true love with Wallace.)
Title: "When Will I be Loved?"
Who Would Read: Noone. There is just so much wrong with the above summary, you'd really have to be on some good-ass drugs, booze and/or really good pasta.
Who Should Write It: Who's on the best drugs right now?
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Duncan/Lilly)
Why are all of my entries vaguely, if not outright, incestuous? (I did not plan this, really) I must go find a therapist now.
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Keith/Clemmons)
Keith would keep me amused, but I think Van would learn me the most
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Logan)
*drooldrooldrool* Ummmm, what was the question again?
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? (Jake--->Lilly)
Jake sends Lilly on an espionage mission to Microsoft. Of course she succeeds. She is the fabulous Lilly Kane seducing Bill Gates.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Weevil)
Battery for holding an 09er over the Coronado Bridge due to his vandalism
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Duncan/Lilly)
Yeah. I'm going with Lilly. Duncan is just a donut.