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[ponderstibbons]

I am cranky.

ETA: Ande nowe it appears I am whiny as welle.

I wille remaine vigilant on the status of My Selfe Depricatione...

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[beth_metatronim]

Oh, Ponder! Why? Can I do something for you from here?

[ponderstibbons]

That was very faste...

Er, no, I shouldn't thinke so. I don't knowe why, I juste woke up that way.

[beth_metatronim]

I am fast; I'm a vampire. We are fast.

Is it that sort of general crankiness that you can't quite put your finger on?
Lajos gets that as well. He then snaps at people, and afterwards is sorry.

[ponderstibbons]

Righte. Possibly. I'm almost certaine it's that sorte. I'll starte feelinge sorry any momente nowe.

It's juste everyone always wants me to do things ande I don't want to do things!

[beth_metatronim]

What do they want you to do that you'd rather not, Ponder?

And you don't have to be sorry - you haven't snapped at me yet. And you're probably not going to. Unlike my Lajos, who can snarl when cranky.

[ponderstibbons]

Oh, juste alle sorts of things: as thoughe I've got nothinge else to do. "Drop everythinge you're doinge ande do this instead!" No, thanke you.

[beth_metatronim]

You're not whiny, Ponder, as you say in your ETA! It's your right to say no when you're busy.

Who is it who wants you to drop everything do something? The Archchancellor?

[ponderstibbons]

Er.

No.

[beth_metatronim]

Come on, tell me! Who's bothering you? They shouldn't do that. You're our dear Master Wizard, after all.

[ponderstibbons]

Er, no no, I meane, they've stopped, ande it woulde be rude...

[beth_metatronim]

They've earned themselves all sorts of unpleasantness by starting on you at all. Who were they so I can snarl at them the next time I'm in Ankh-Morpork, which will be in about a month.

[ponderstibbons]

No! Absolutely notte! That woulde juste be alle sorts of trouble.

[beth_metatronim]

[Private, Ponder]

Come on, Ponder, what happened? I'm not going to tell. It just makes me angry to think people are bothering you. YOu've got enough to do as it is.

[/private]

[ponderstibbons]

[PRIVATE, Beth, thoughe there's really no neede]

That is what I tolde Her them...

[beth_metatronim]

[Private, Ponder]

Well, I like talking to you under private tags, my dear Master Wizard. Let others think we have things to talk about them that they should be ashamed of.

Like Teppic. He should be ashamed. Or Mr Pointy - but we aren't talking about Mr Pointy any more. Let's consider Mr Pointy not talked about.

It's not something about Victor, is it? Has he woken up at all yet?

[/private]

[ponderstibbons]

[PRIVATE, Beth]

Er. Why shoulde they be ashamed?

No, it is notte aboute Victor.