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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
> >>
> >> Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
> >>
> >> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> >>
> >> Consider:
> >>
> >> You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
> >> brains.
> >>
> >> With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a
> >> place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> >>
> >> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
> >> forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
> >>
> >> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
> >> difference between shit and shineola.
> >>
> >> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is
> >> bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
> >>
> >> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or
> >> duck when the shit hits the fan.
> >>
> >> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> >>
> >> You can find yourself in deep shit, be happier than a pig in
> >> shit or happier than a dog eating shit.
> >>
> >> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> >> and some days are just plain shitty.
> >>
> >> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
> >> there are times when you feel like shit.
> >>
> >> You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
> >> wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
> >>
> >> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
> >> shit creek without a paddle.
> >>
> >> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
> >> fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> >>
> >> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
> >> block of the English language.
> >>
> >> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
> >> anything else!!
> >>
> >> You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if
> >> you don't give a shit! but honestly, I hope it makes you happier than
> >> shit.
> >>
> >> Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
> >> that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
> >> shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-
> >> head...........
> >>
Well, Shit Happens!!!
> >>
> >> Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
> >>
> >> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> >>
> >> Consider:
> >>
> >> You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
> >> brains.
> >>
> >> With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a
> >> place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> >>
> >> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
> >> forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
> >>
> >> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
> >> difference between shit and shineola.
> >>
> >> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is
> >> bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
> >>
> >> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or
> >> duck when the shit hits the fan.
> >>
> >> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> >>
> >> You can find yourself in deep shit, be happier than a pig in
> >> shit or happier than a dog eating shit.
> >>
> >> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> >> and some days are just plain shitty.
> >>
> >> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
> >> there are times when you feel like shit.
> >>
> >> You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
> >> wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
> >>
> >> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
> >> shit creek without a paddle.
> >>
> >> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
> >> fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> >>
> >> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
> >> block of the English language.
> >>
> >> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
> >> anything else!!
> >>
> >> You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if
> >> you don't give a shit! but honestly, I hope it makes you happier than
> >> shit.
> >>
> >> Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
> >> that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
> >> shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-
> >> head...........
> >>
Well, Shit Happens!!!