Well.

Apr 25, 2004 20:24

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who came to our little tea some time ago. It was good for the soul, in a profound sort of way ( Read more... )

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fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 17:41:59 UTC
I'm sorry Professor, but I'd rather take my chances with you.

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pomonasprout April 25 2004, 17:43:36 UTC
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Just remember that, whatever happens, you've brought it on yourself... Furthermore, bear in mind that I only torment you because I care. The truth of this statement will likely not become apparent for at least twenty years... Nonetheless remember it.

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fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 17:46:36 UTC
If you really cared then you'd understand my point. There's no way that I can be assured that I won't meet a very horrible death whilst going to class outside.

I'm exactly who they want dead. Why should I take that risk?

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pomonasprout April 25 2004, 17:50:46 UTC
Let me put it plainly, since you're so very insistent. I've lost three children since I've taught here, dear boys all. I do not care what it takes to keep you safe. THEY WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER. Do you understand that? I want you to come to class because, if I can see you, I can keep you safe. My life for yours, Mr Finch-Fletchley. Simple as that. Take the risk because we all do. Because a life lived hidden is a life they've already taken from you. Because you're needed out in the world.

And beyond that, I don't know what to tell you.

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fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 17:53:37 UTC
You silly cow.

Fine.

But I require an armed escort to and from class.

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pomonasprout April 25 2004, 17:55:09 UTC
That's fine. Who would you like to do that? Anyone you please. I'll find a way.

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fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 18:02:42 UTC
I'd like a little while to think about who would be best suited to protect me. I'll let you know.

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All right. pomonasprout April 25 2004, 18:04:01 UTC
Take your time.

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Re: All right. fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 19:07:59 UTC
Professor, I've decided that I would like Draco Malfoy to escort me to Herbology classes.

Thank you.

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Re: All right. bootme April 25 2004, 19:10:47 UTC
Why?

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Re: All right. fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 19:17:21 UTC
Because.

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Re: All right. bootme April 25 2004, 19:29:55 UTC
Why him? Don't say 'because.'

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Re: All right. fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 19:33:48 UTC
I don't know.

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Re: All right. bootme April 25 2004, 19:44:11 UTC
You don...

You said you needed a cigarette. I'll let you cadge one.

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Re: All right. fletchfinchley April 25 2004, 19:47:02 UTC
I've my own, ta muchly.

Fine.

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Re: All right. bootme April 25 2004, 20:03:30 UTC
Meet me somewhere?

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