The Chops
so the other day i ran into Mrs. Szubin (aka ms. weiner) in the halls and she commented on my newly grown facial hair. The convo went as follows
Miriam: I dunno, how i feel about these sideburns
Andrew: Oh these are beyond sideburns, these are mutton chops
Miriam: Oh believe me i know, i studied the civil war. You could be a 1860s president
Andrew: Hey, it'd be a good job, i wouldn't have to do much.
Miriam: Nice.
Fin.
Miriam: I dunno, how i feel about these sideburns
Andrew: Oh these are beyond sideburns, these are mutton chops
Miriam: Oh believe me i know, i studied the civil war. You could be a 1860s president
Andrew: Hey, it'd be a good job, i wouldn't have to do much.
Miriam: Nice.
Fin.