Hitler and Stalin
So i was bored in Jewish History. Mrs. Yelenik was telling us about how Hitler and Stalin were ideologically different and hated each other. So i thought to myself, how perfect would it be if both of them teamed up for a sit com. So instead of paying attention and doing work for the class i decided to write the prospective TV show's theme song. And it is as follows
Well Communism failed and the third reich had fallen,
The war was over and Churchill was callin'
Europe was a mess and Japan was bawlin'
But our story begins with Hitler and Stalin.
So the mustached fascist nazi Bavarian,
And the psychopath soviet totalitarian,
Were out of a job with their money spent,
And found themselves in a New York apartment,
Living together like roomates do,
Ironically across the hall from a gay polish Jew.
So there's the theme song. I think Hitler would definitely have to be the neat freak in the house and Stalin would be kind of this lazy drunken guy who would randomly shoot people. Like Hitler would definitely be the woman in the relationship doing all the cleaning and cooking. He'd wear a nice apron with doilies and a giant swastika on it. And Stalin would lounge around the house in his underwear and get boby hair all over the couch. I would also assume that stalin would be the kind of guy who would pee on the seat, which of course annoy Hitler.
I was also brainstorming with Fabian and we came up with the idea that the gay polish jew living across the hall should be named Jethro and he should be dating a latino man named Estevez. Also churchill would be the landlord and FDR would be Estevez's yoga instructor.
All in all i think the Hitler and Stalin TV show could be an extreme success.
love to all
Well Communism failed and the third reich had fallen,
The war was over and Churchill was callin'
Europe was a mess and Japan was bawlin'
But our story begins with Hitler and Stalin.
So the mustached fascist nazi Bavarian,
And the psychopath soviet totalitarian,
Were out of a job with their money spent,
And found themselves in a New York apartment,
Living together like roomates do,
Ironically across the hall from a gay polish Jew.
So there's the theme song. I think Hitler would definitely have to be the neat freak in the house and Stalin would be kind of this lazy drunken guy who would randomly shoot people. Like Hitler would definitely be the woman in the relationship doing all the cleaning and cooking. He'd wear a nice apron with doilies and a giant swastika on it. And Stalin would lounge around the house in his underwear and get boby hair all over the couch. I would also assume that stalin would be the kind of guy who would pee on the seat, which of course annoy Hitler.
I was also brainstorming with Fabian and we came up with the idea that the gay polish jew living across the hall should be named Jethro and he should be dating a latino man named Estevez. Also churchill would be the landlord and FDR would be Estevez's yoga instructor.
All in all i think the Hitler and Stalin TV show could be an extreme success.
love to all