Help me, by helping yourself to my words!

Sep 03, 2006 20:50

WHO JUST UPDATED HER ENTIRE WEBSITE?
Uh, me?

New site! You know you love geocities!
Word Cuisine!Update includes, but not limited to ( Read more... )

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pomegranate_red September 4 2006, 08:21:58 UTC
Ha, I'll totes help you with that. I'm bad at most things blatantly porny, so we might be a gooood team.

Pfeh, LIBEL. If anyone decides to go after fans, they'll go after fans who write about characters from books/TV/etc. first, because that's breaking copyright, which is actually expressly illegal. Basically, with everything you post (publically,) it's a good rule of thumb to attach a basic disclaimer saying something like 'The following is NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of the people within.' If you're not making any money off of it, there's really no reason for anyone to sue you, or to care. (Case in point- no one at the Daily Show cares about us crazy slashers (and they know about us but good,) because to them, all we're doing is further propagating love of the show. And Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy and Firefly, actually encourages fanfic, as it gets the fans more involved, and more dedicated, to the shows.)
To my knowledge, the only time fanfic has gotten into really sticky legal ground was when a fanfic author sued Anne Rice for stealing the fanfic author's work and using it as her own. And Tom Cruise probably sues pretty readily, so maybe don't slash him. HE'S NOT GAY, DID YOU HEAR?

In summary? No, you shouldn't be concerned about getting sued, especially if we're talking non-famous people. The only thing that might concern you is having Sean/Connor/etc. somehow finding it and freaking out- but hell, I've got 'MCSCHOTTLISTER!' blaring all over my lj, so...not so much worry there. Just friendslock it- and actually, posting online is probably safer than carrying around a notebook that may fall into the wrong hands. Unless that's what you want to have happen...

Also, NOTHING SHOULD STOP THE MCSCHOTTLISTER. Jenny and I need new blood- she's done 3 or 4 porny ones, and I devoted the second semester to completing this one. I mean, speaking of realizing you should do your gov hw rather than write, let's explore the exciting world of writing about your teacher while in their class. OMG I'M SO ICKY SUBVERSIVE.

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wicked_vibes September 4 2006, 21:49:25 UTC
We will always be ICKY CREATIVE.

I read the Arsenie/Radu one and the Brent/Bryan "15 Seconds After Coming Home".. after I tried to read more, but your site was like WTF NO YOU CAN'T, something about upload limit. But I <3 it none the less.

I guess the famous people issue doesn't much bug me, well, because, everyone else does it and I haven't heard of much horrible things happening in connection with all this homoerotic literature. The one that concerns me more is the latter -- people that aren't really famous (McSchottlister or Seannor) finding out somehow and causing some kind of HUGE riot. Or something. Just, I'm imagining myself getting mixed up in some kind of non-slash related crime and then all my slash being found, and getting p0wND by the media/news for it. And being horribly embarassed the rest of my life and never be able to get dates again, except in Europe where they don't know my name or age.

Or something. Can't imagine why I have that past related irrational fear.

And yes, Seannor is a fandom. I would consider myself the original one to start this pairing, and therefore the MOST PERVERTED BIGGEST fan.

I'll keep the McSchottlister alive and fresh. Although I don't think McAlister has a period the same time I have history.. (!!) We'll see.. it's only been 2 weeks.

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pomegranate_red September 4 2006, 23:21:44 UTC
Seannor! I LOVE IT. I will support this fandom just because it has one of the coolest name combos ever.

Ha, 15 Seconds After Coming Home was like, Ellie and I on AIM bouncing phrases back and forth until I realized I couldn't write sex scenes and she just took over. And it's the third part in a series...you totally clicked on it because it has 'soft R' next to it, didn't you?

My site is good again- it was like WTF PEOPLE ARE CLICKING ON ME NOOOES and now it's like 'Oh, wait, they're supposed to do that.' I like how I have so much slash to upload I shortcircuited my upload limit.

We should do this Seannor (hee!) thing. I think the youngest character I wrote about was Ferris Bueller, so, I dunno, this might be new and exciting.

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wicked_vibes September 4 2006, 23:41:01 UTC
Yesss.. there are more Seannor-fans in our Seannor-dom! I approve times ten.

Lol.. uhm. Yes, yes I did click on 14 Seconds After Coming Home because it had 'soft R' next to it. What, you'd think with all the hours I spend surfing pr0n on the net, I'm gonna settle for something PG-13. Ha. No.

Your site is good again. I read The Affair, and it was Wow. I loved especially the lucid description in the beginning of Schottland's semi-bio, where he's been, what his daughter is (maybe?) like 'n' such. It is yes.

I agree that the Seannor (woohee!) is very much in call for. I guess in terms of youngest characters.. Sean is still 16 (like me, whooho! ha.) and I believe Connor is 17, not to turn 18 until next May. And yes, young boys are always new and exciting, wether it's slash, prom night, Deutschland, middle school, music camp..

WOAH! I better stop there. My PEDOPHILIAC YOUNG-BOY fascination cover might get blown.

But despite age, who could resist a red haired german youth with a name of Leonhard Waschke? Who serenades you with the Saxophone at school? Or shares cigarettes and booze with you? Or gives you a ride on the back of his old decrepit bicycle?

*sigh

Anyways, I will work on a rps of Seannor, setting is prom night. Perfect.

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pomegranate_red September 4 2006, 23:54:47 UTC
The following is a guide for what 'Soft R' refers to, just in case you're actually looking for something sexy, I can assure you none of them are.

15 Seconds After Coming Home: Heavily edited Ellie.
Awkward and Outstanding: Sex on the floor. Hand job in a bathtub.
The Technicality: Voyeurism. Masturbation.
Innately: Sex against a wall.
And then there's the NC-17 Google!porn I wrote that will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

AND NOW YOU KNOW.

I've got a very vague outline of a Seannor scene, loud music and darkness and straying hands, and then the next German class where Connor is silent and confused and Sean wants to be the mature, experienced one but really, really isn't. ANGST and SEX and SEANNOR ensue.

Bri gives Approval for this fandom.

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wicked_vibes September 4 2006, 23:59:29 UTC
"ANGST and SEX and SEANNOR ensue!!"

Words to live by.

Thx much for your 'Soft R' guide. And my gut tells me that someday, I will get to read your NC-17 Google!pr0n

AND I <3 your Seannor: Episode 1 (At The Prom / After the Prom) Outline. I see this blossoming into something exotic and lustful, yet still filled with all the high school drama/confusion flavors.

Yummm. Ahh, like Italian ice cream.

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pomegranate_red September 5 2006, 00:26:36 UTC
No matter how much I edit the Google!prawn, it just doesn't gel. I dreamt it while napping on the way to check out UCSB, with Aqua's 'Roses are Red' on repeat, and I tried to get the rhythm of the story to match the rhythm of the technopop, but the adrenaline stuttered constantly as I struggled to find a balance of describing what was going on without sounding like I was making a laundry list of part A to part B and part C to part B, at the neck at the tongue at part C again, moan, whimper, clutch, come.
I HAD SOME ISSUES, is the short version.

Plus everything I write is either sarcastic or artsy, and I leant waaay towards the wordy sarcasm side when writing it. Here, I prove my point:
1) '...like the rush of driving nearly 35 in a residential zone.'
2) 'Sex was remarkably more enjoyable once Larry had convinced himself it was a good idea.'
3) 'Above him, Sergey breathed deep, powerful gasps and pitched hard against Larry's thigh; feeling abstractly sympathetic to his friend's plight, Larry reached his hand down.'

There was also a DDR machine involved.

I can very clearly see how the first part would go, Connor's hair sweaty and Sean's face somber even as he moves in ways he probably shouldn't, but the second half is itching at me- there is the drama, the 'Holy crap, so I just very nearly did some stuff with my friend, and this isn't just having made out with a drunk girl at party, this is me having to deal with this.' But the resolution might be difficult to pull off.
I think doing it from Sean's perspective would be way fun- how he thinks he's kind of worldly, but is totally unprepared for a desire he maybe shouldn't indulge.
Oh man and then the moment when he realizes maybe he should, and Connor's eyes just melting closed while Sean keeps his open and looks, and looks, and looks...
Okay yea maybe the resolution won't be impossible to pull off. Because it'll be so MIND SCORCHINGLY HOT that no one will even care if it's mildly unlikely that someone like Sean would do anything other than just ignore it.

WE'RE SO COOL IT HURTS.

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