this post is so spastic
Thing 1: New Mac/PC ads!
Thing 2: Re the Emmy's, I miss how when anything vaguely slashy happened in the TDS fandom I used to not feel icky jitters, knowing that somone, somewhere, is posting about how they're SOCLEARLYINLUVZ!!1!!
Note: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO GOOGLE FANDOM. ANY POSTS ABOUT HOW LARRY AND SERGEY ARE SOCLEARLYINLUVZ!!1!! WILL WIN YOU EVERLASTING KISSES.
So I'm taking tds_rps off my list BECAUSE xxuc_love is a HOMOPHOBIC TROLL!!11!!1!!!!!!, which I should have done back when I took colbert_report off.
Thing 3: I'm terrified of my new roommates, guys. One of them is a hookah-smoking Rastafarian, and the other is a super popular aZn with aviator sunglasses.
I sent them an e-mail telling them I was obsessed with John Hodgman, OZ, and Rennaisance Faire jugglers. I FEAR FOR MY LIFE.
Thing 4: RENNAISANCE FAIRE JUGGLERS! Went to Faire today with sister and Jackie (othersister) and it was Awesome.
This is me, that is Jackie, those are haystacks.
Jackie bored, me a camh0r.
My sister who is a dork.
Me being even more of a dork. The fox is named Anush.
Dork dork dorkity dork.
Straightening my costume after sitting against hay.
That's a rape whistle an ocarina next to my left hand.
MY SISTER'S PRETTIER THAN ME SHUT UP.
Jackeh!
Noble ladies. They had special Guild benches I wasn't allowed to sit on. BITCHES.
He was selling leather thongs. NO NOT THOSE KIND.
Most awesome dragon costume ever. And I love that the kid's shirt says 'AB CD'. I think I'm gonna make one like that for myself.
Either lepers, or mummers. Either way, spooooky.
Jackie and sister.
Sister and me. HOLY CRAP SO TIRED.
Jackie with Anush. He had a tragic wagon wheel accident.
And now, Out of Kontrol, the jugglers who I sincerely hope aren't really That Stupid. But it doesn't matter, because they are hilarious and...skilled?
We have:
RJ, who has a great, infectious belly-laugh that really, really projects.
Bogess. I can't recall what this plank of wood was originally for.
Maybe, oh, THIS?
Apparently not.
DUSTY!
RJ and Bogess hold a should-have-been-replaced-a-year-ago pole on their shoulders, while standing on a teeter-totter, waiting for Dusty to scamper onto it.
Scamper, Dusty, scamper!
Or not!
At which point the others started yelling 'Don't touch the ground!'
He's doing it!
He clearly loves his job.
Triumph!
Terror!
A new version of pole dancing!
(Tommy, the fourth member, is the 'blonde-haired, blue-eyed, sledgehammer wielding maniac.')
Dusty and RJ are shirtless here because they had been trying to light torches off of their nipples. We'd have pictures of that, but sister was too distracted by shirtless Dusty to do anything useful.
1 cinderblock + 1 sledgehammer wielding maniac + bed of nails + teeter-totter + tubby pale pincushion = GRAND FINALE!!
At the earlier show, they didn't have the teeter-totter, but Dusty lit the cinder block on fire.
There was success here, you just don't see it.
And that was my Day at the Faire! Sister bought me a wolf tail, too. I'd wear it with my jeans, but I'm afraid people will think I'm a Furry.
Thing 2: Re the Emmy's, I miss how when anything vaguely slashy happened in the TDS fandom I used to not feel icky jitters, knowing that somone, somewhere, is posting about how they're SOCLEARLYINLUVZ!!1!!
Note: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO GOOGLE FANDOM. ANY POSTS ABOUT HOW LARRY AND SERGEY ARE SOCLEARLYINLUVZ!!1!! WILL WIN YOU EVERLASTING KISSES.
So I'm taking tds_rps off my list BECAUSE xxuc_love is a HOMOPHOBIC TROLL!!11!!1!!!!!!, which I should have done back when I took colbert_report off.
Thing 3: I'm terrified of my new roommates, guys. One of them is a hookah-smoking Rastafarian, and the other is a super popular aZn with aviator sunglasses.
I sent them an e-mail telling them I was obsessed with John Hodgman, OZ, and Rennaisance Faire jugglers. I FEAR FOR MY LIFE.
Thing 4: RENNAISANCE FAIRE JUGGLERS! Went to Faire today with sister and Jackie (othersister) and it was Awesome.
This is me, that is Jackie, those are haystacks.
Jackie bored, me a camh0r.
My sister who is a dork.
Me being even more of a dork. The fox is named Anush.
Dork dork dorkity dork.
Straightening my costume after sitting against hay.
That's a rape whistle an ocarina next to my left hand.
MY SISTER'S PRETTIER THAN ME SHUT UP.
Jackeh!
Noble ladies. They had special Guild benches I wasn't allowed to sit on. BITCHES.
He was selling leather thongs. NO NOT THOSE KIND.
Most awesome dragon costume ever. And I love that the kid's shirt says 'AB CD'. I think I'm gonna make one like that for myself.
Either lepers, or mummers. Either way, spooooky.
Jackie and sister.
Sister and me. HOLY CRAP SO TIRED.
Jackie with Anush. He had a tragic wagon wheel accident.
And now, Out of Kontrol, the jugglers who I sincerely hope aren't really That Stupid. But it doesn't matter, because they are hilarious and...skilled?
We have:
RJ, who has a great, infectious belly-laugh that really, really projects.
Bogess. I can't recall what this plank of wood was originally for.
Maybe, oh, THIS?
Apparently not.
DUSTY!
RJ and Bogess hold a should-have-been-replaced-a-year-ago pole on their shoulders, while standing on a teeter-totter, waiting for Dusty to scamper onto it.
Scamper, Dusty, scamper!
Or not!
At which point the others started yelling 'Don't touch the ground!'
He's doing it!
He clearly loves his job.
Triumph!
Terror!
A new version of pole dancing!
(Tommy, the fourth member, is the 'blonde-haired, blue-eyed, sledgehammer wielding maniac.')
Dusty and RJ are shirtless here because they had been trying to light torches off of their nipples. We'd have pictures of that, but sister was too distracted by shirtless Dusty to do anything useful.
1 cinderblock + 1 sledgehammer wielding maniac + bed of nails + teeter-totter + tubby pale pincushion = GRAND FINALE!!
At the earlier show, they didn't have the teeter-totter, but Dusty lit the cinder block on fire.
There was success here, you just don't see it.
And that was my Day at the Faire! Sister bought me a wolf tail, too. I'd wear it with my jeans, but I'm afraid people will think I'm a Furry.