Why I hate essays
Gabriel: Hello?
me: i missed it by two seconds.TWO SECONDS.
Gabriel: He'll let it slide
You got it done, which is what matters.
me: Hopefully. i need to pull my shit together. this is the first time it's happened to me. and you know he was like... "don't be late!" ? guhhhh. i'm such a dumbass
Gabriel: Hey hey hey
me: my procrastination is so bad. ga=fah;EA
Gabriel: You're being too hard on yourself
me: no im not. i wasn't hard enough on myself
Gabriel: Take steps. Steps to defeating procrastination
me: i shoulda known this woulda happened. GAH WHAT IF HE DOESN'T TAKE IT?!
Gabriel: He will! No worries
me: you're being optimistic
Gabriel: You're being pessimistic
me: he has no reason to take it. i was late! late is late!
Gabriel: He has no reason to not take it. Its not like you turned it in at noon
me: but there's a reason there's such a deadline on the website. it totally shuts down at ten.
Gabriel: Gah, don't worry about it! Happy face! Its over! No more midterm!
me: i need to seriously pick my shit up. I know what i'm doing when you're gone... shutting myself in academic solitude
Gabriel: Don't do that. Steps! Just push yourself a little harder, no need to completely overhaul yourself
me: what a serious wake up call! I make dumb dumb dumb dumb decisions!
Gabriel: >.> Well. Now it's breather time. Review yourself, work better in the future
me: it's not breather time until/if it's accepted
Gabriel: You did all you can do now. No use worrying about it now that you can't do anything about it
me: i'm gonna fail
Gabriel: Alright... I'm coming over and going to step in
me: step in where?!? my esophagus? WHY MUST YOU DO THAT?! there's not enough room!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR FEET IN MY ESOPHAGUS
Gabriel: O.O... Don't stress, you. No use crying over spilt milk, just try not to spill it next time.
me: i'm going to go to china and convince someone that i'm a monkey...so they can kill me and eat monkey brains
Gabriel: Hey. You are not going to do that I will be so depressed
me: you're right...I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GO TO CHINA
tests make me hysterical. hate them.but i <3 Gabe for listening to my hysterics. xD
me: i missed it by two seconds.TWO SECONDS.
Gabriel: He'll let it slide
You got it done, which is what matters.
me: Hopefully. i need to pull my shit together. this is the first time it's happened to me. and you know he was like... "don't be late!" ? guhhhh. i'm such a dumbass
Gabriel: Hey hey hey
me: my procrastination is so bad. ga=fah;EA
Gabriel: You're being too hard on yourself
me: no im not. i wasn't hard enough on myself
Gabriel: Take steps. Steps to defeating procrastination
me: i shoulda known this woulda happened. GAH WHAT IF HE DOESN'T TAKE IT?!
Gabriel: He will! No worries
me: you're being optimistic
Gabriel: You're being pessimistic
me: he has no reason to take it. i was late! late is late!
Gabriel: He has no reason to not take it. Its not like you turned it in at noon
me: but there's a reason there's such a deadline on the website. it totally shuts down at ten.
Gabriel: Gah, don't worry about it! Happy face! Its over! No more midterm!
me: i need to seriously pick my shit up. I know what i'm doing when you're gone... shutting myself in academic solitude
Gabriel: Don't do that. Steps! Just push yourself a little harder, no need to completely overhaul yourself
me: what a serious wake up call! I make dumb dumb dumb dumb decisions!
Gabriel: >.> Well. Now it's breather time. Review yourself, work better in the future
me: it's not breather time until/if it's accepted
Gabriel: You did all you can do now. No use worrying about it now that you can't do anything about it
me: i'm gonna fail
Gabriel: Alright... I'm coming over and going to step in
me: step in where?!? my esophagus? WHY MUST YOU DO THAT?! there's not enough room!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR FEET IN MY ESOPHAGUS
Gabriel: O.O... Don't stress, you. No use crying over spilt milk, just try not to spill it next time.
me: i'm going to go to china and convince someone that i'm a monkey...so they can kill me and eat monkey brains
Gabriel: Hey. You are not going to do that I will be so depressed
me: you're right...I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GO TO CHINA
tests make me hysterical. hate them.but i <3 Gabe for listening to my hysterics. xD