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If you wear blue jeans without underwear, you get blue stuff on your genitals. I have not yet tested this with other colours, but I think it would be pretty cool to get green jeans and then be all like "my dick is dieing lol".
If you ever go to the waterfront in Antartica, take an umbrella with you because some people might think that's kind of funny.
Make sure that you never use the term 'fruit' to describe someone as being a fag because you might get mixed up and accidentally call him a vegetable if you don't know your food groups properly. You might look pretty silly if the guy is handicapped, and even sillier because you proved you don't know something as simple as the 5 food groups.
The ship is buried 5000 metres under the surface of an invisible coral of time, but if you swim in a spiral and ask nicely they might let you take a peek.
You should practice lieing everyday so that when the vatican indian observes your checklist, you will have adequate training.
Instead of expecting, learn to start accepting, but if a koala is carrying a torpedo then get the hell out of there.
Flava is so cool
If you ever go to the waterfront in Antartica, take an umbrella with you because some people might think that's kind of funny.
Make sure that you never use the term 'fruit' to describe someone as being a fag because you might get mixed up and accidentally call him a vegetable if you don't know your food groups properly. You might look pretty silly if the guy is handicapped, and even sillier because you proved you don't know something as simple as the 5 food groups.
The ship is buried 5000 metres under the surface of an invisible coral of time, but if you swim in a spiral and ask nicely they might let you take a peek.
You should practice lieing everyday so that when the vatican indian observes your checklist, you will have adequate training.
Instead of expecting, learn to start accepting, but if a koala is carrying a torpedo then get the hell out of there.
Flava is so cool