On Perinea

[polymath]

E-"Well on a woman, a perineum is much more like a bed and breakfast, a small place you just pop into on a long road trip, whereas on a man, a perineum is much more like a vast tract of land, a field you drive through."
R-"I think your analogy is a little flawed"
E-"Tee-fucking-hee"
R-"Max's fish has sailed, hasn't it?"