Offensive Magic Building Investigations Summary

[polymagic_ash]

Just wanted to let you all know, I've sent a summary of what I've discovered on campus to my parole officer. I'm hoping the cavalry shows up soon, or at least that some of the restrictions get taken off my parole so I can investigate further or intervene, but one never knows with bureaucracy. To save typing, I'm just pasting it here so you all know

Comments

[l33t_magician]

Wow, I had no idea that the investigations had found so much material already. As for my investigation... well.. I... sort .. of... forgot.. about ...it... for...some reason [bows head in embarrassment].

I think I'm going to have to reread your report for the details.

[polymagic_ash]

Don't worry about it-- this kind of thing is my job. I mean, my real job-- the one that keeps me out of prison. Teaching just pays the bills.

[l33t_magician]

[laughs at "the one that keeps me out of prison"] You know.. if I wrote a report like this it probably would have been so short and incomplete. The investigating part is fine.. but te report writing would get me.

[polymagic_ash]

Practice, practice, practice.

I'll bet Charles could help you. He seems like a thorough sort.

[l33t_magician]

[shudders] That sounds like entirely too much work. [makes a mental note to avoid said Charles].

By the way, Aiko Kimura [smiles]. Not quite as foreboding as your codename. It's cuuuuttte. Can we start calling you Aiko-chan? [giggles]

[polymagic_ash]

I'd... uh... really prefer you didn't. It reminds me of... bad things I did.

[l33t_magician]

Sorry [sweatdrops], I just thought it would be fun to bug you with it. I didn't really think about why you don't use it currently.

I believe they call that foot-in-mouth syndrome?

[polymagic_ash]

Don't worry about it-- you didn't know.

[l33t_magician]

Well, it would have been a logical assumption.