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So, three men are on a tour round a cheese factory. Naturally, as it's a tour around a cheese factory, they are incredibly bored, and so to amuse themselves they decide that they will each steal a cheese. When they all meet up to compare stolen dairy products, the first man says, "I've got an Edam cheese."
"How do you know that?" the others ask.
"It must be an Edam cheese, because it's covered in wax." They all agree that it is an Edam cheese, and the second man produces his ill gotten goods.
"This is Swiss cheese," he states proudly.
"How do you know it is Swiss cheese?" the others ask.
"Look, it has lots of holes in it, so obviously it's Swiss cheese," he replies, and his friends agree. Finally, the third man reveals his cheese.
"This," he says, "is nacho cheese." The others look at each other in confusion, and hesitantly ask, "How do you know it's nacho cheese?"
"Well," says the man, "when I was running away with it, this big American security guard was chasing me and yelling, "That's not yo' cheese!""
LAUGH, GOD DAMN YOU!
"How do you know that?" the others ask.
"It must be an Edam cheese, because it's covered in wax." They all agree that it is an Edam cheese, and the second man produces his ill gotten goods.
"This is Swiss cheese," he states proudly.
"How do you know it is Swiss cheese?" the others ask.
"Look, it has lots of holes in it, so obviously it's Swiss cheese," he replies, and his friends agree. Finally, the third man reveals his cheese.
"This," he says, "is nacho cheese." The others look at each other in confusion, and hesitantly ask, "How do you know it's nacho cheese?"
"Well," says the man, "when I was running away with it, this big American security guard was chasing me and yelling, "That's not yo' cheese!""
LAUGH, GOD DAMN YOU!