OK, this whole post goes behind a cut.
Right, so you've probably heard of a
Prince Albert.
But you probably haven't heard of
Cervical Piercing. I know I hadn't. I sort of really wish that was still true.
But as soon as I did, my brain went pretty quickly from there to the Prince Albert, and thence to the age-old fear of two people with braces kissing and getting locked together.
Ow.
OW!