So Rap Battle Three starts legitimately? Not gonna flee; this time, I’m gonna win unquestionably! It’s amazing how since last time, my ability To bust rhymes has improved so exponentially. So sit back and get ready for the devastation; I’m like the Blair Witch Deforestation, tearin’ you down ‘til you’re Left exposed and you’re forced to surrender. The point is, Eli, that you just aren’t a contender!
Your rhymes may be just like Ol'Blair Witch But it's cuz they're fallin' down, like you will bitch! Yeah, your a bitch- it's why you won't win! I'd tell you to suck it, but fuck it! Tuck it in! I'm the renaissance ending your medieval fling Like the town peein' on Bo Hughs, I'm the best thing. Go get all up in a rage- just stomp, sulk, cuss Cuz the real point is- I'm a fucking genius.
Well, now that we've dispensed with all the awkward introductions, Then it's time for Dirty D to take the mic, no interruptions! Yo' shit's just sad to read! You sound so obviously white, A brigade of tinted negroes couldn't make you sound tight! On the other hand, compared to me, no one can hold a candle. You can call me "Ferrel Platter," I'm too hot for Eli to handle! Don't waste your breath on me, you'll wind up tired and fatigued. You're all a bunch of posers, and I'm just OUT OF YOUR LEEEEEEEEEEAGUE!
Oh, hey Howie- I's just thinkin' bout yo rhyme and then I started thinkin' bout how it's worse each time! Like the one about my league? That's just plain silly I'm so big, that MY first tat will just read "Long Dick Willie" My league's so big that if I had to compare I'd say it's like the size of girls loved by our polar bear! So if you're feeling foolish go ahead, ignore my warning And even John will feel so bad for you when all this ends that for a week we'll have to call him the "Old Bear in Mourning" Cuz of the lyrical hurt I laid down on my own best friend.
Your raps just get worse; are you feeling delirious? You just still keep on trying, so I ask, "Why so serious?" Not even Ivysaur would applaude your efforts in this game (And he could write a better rap just saying his own name)! And You say you're a genius? I find that absurd; Why, you misspelled your first rap's first line's first word! This might be the weakest rap battle we've had. Even Soulja Boy could truthfully call your raps bad! It might be time to bring this battle to its completion; No one has put up a challenge, and DAT'S why I'm sad.
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Not gonna flee; this time, I’m gonna win unquestionably!
It’s amazing how since last time, my ability
To bust rhymes has improved so exponentially.
So sit back and get ready for the devastation;
I’m like the Blair Witch Deforestation, tearin’ you down ‘til you’re
Left exposed and you’re forced to surrender.
The point is, Eli, that you just aren’t a contender!
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But it's cuz they're fallin' down, like you will bitch!
Yeah, your a bitch- it's why you won't win!
I'd tell you to suck it, but fuck it! Tuck it in!
I'm the renaissance ending your medieval fling
Like the town peein' on Bo Hughs, I'm the best thing.
Go get all up in a rage- just stomp, sulk, cuss
Cuz the real point is- I'm a fucking genius.
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Then it's time for Dirty D to take the mic, no interruptions!
Yo' shit's just sad to read! You sound so obviously white,
A brigade of tinted negroes couldn't make you sound tight!
On the other hand, compared to me, no one can hold a candle.
You can call me "Ferrel Platter," I'm too hot for Eli to handle!
Don't waste your breath on me, you'll wind up tired and fatigued.
You're all a bunch of posers, and I'm just OUT OF YOUR LEEEEEEEEEEAGUE!
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and then I started thinkin' bout how it's worse each time!
Like the one about my league? That's just plain silly
I'm so big, that MY first tat will just read "Long Dick Willie"
My league's so big that if I had to compare
I'd say it's like the size of girls loved by our polar bear!
So if you're feeling foolish go ahead, ignore my warning
And even John will feel so bad for you when all this ends
that for a week we'll have to call him the "Old Bear in Mourning"
Cuz of the lyrical hurt I laid down on my own best friend.
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You just still keep on trying, so I ask, "Why so serious?"
Not even Ivysaur would applaude your efforts in this game
(And he could write a better rap just saying his own name)!
And You say you're a genius? I find that absurd;
Why, you misspelled your first rap's first line's first word!
This might be the weakest rap battle we've had.
Even Soulja Boy could truthfully call your raps bad!
It might be time to bring this battle to its completion;
No one has put up a challenge, and DAT'S why I'm sad.
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I did!
Daaaaamnn....
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