A Deity Announcement

[barfingly]

OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY BARFED UP IN THIS MESS.

Is this what happens when I'm gone for a few centuries?

Oh I'm gonna die. Who changed the management? And where's my ride?

Okay City, remember me? If you don't well let me remind you.

FEROCIA COUTURA IS BACK IN TOWN.

And I swear to god if any of you get bitchy I'll spray you in the

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[toonurturing]

B- Boss!

[barfingly]

Sabine! Tell Ferocia all about what he's missed.

[toonurturing]

All of the babies have been so bad sometimes, Boss...

We had to punish one, and they just keep whining, even though we give them all these toys...

[barfingly]

Hairspray, Sabine, hairspray.

Are they looking fierce?

[virginia_lupus]

Ferocia, darling, how... pleasantly unexpected to see you here. Dear, let me get one of the toys to bring you a drink. Glacial water or are you drinking something a little stronger these days?

[barfingly]

Glacial water with a twist of lemon from a Pyramid's orchard, Virginia.

[virginia_lupus]

In two ticks, dear.

[barfingly]

Oh it's so good to be back... so I can remodel the fuck out of this place. What have the rest of you been doing?!

[sister_samurai]

((OOC: One word: fierce. XD))

[barfingly]

[ooc: TEAM FIERCE.]

[by_tea]

Boooossman~!

Did you bring us something fun~?

[barfingly]

Fun? Fun?

Lenny when you took this job you knew that fun wasn't on the menu.

Get me a chair!

[by_tea]

Lawn chair, arm chair, wheel chair, throne~?

[barfingly]

Don't dawdle, Lenny, you know I like my wheel chair throne.

[fromthewell]

[Deadpan stare is deadpan D:]

[barfingly]

Fierce.

[fromthewell]

Who are you?

[barfingly]

Ferocia Coutura, office head and good at giving it.