Frankie Has Left the Building!
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Big news everyone--FRANKIE HAS ACTUALLY GONE AWAY TO COLLEGE. He is currently living among the natives of Brooklyn where he is studying their customs as part of his internship. He's like Margaret Meate! I always thought he was going to study entomology, but I guess I wuz rong. Anyways, I sent him off with a care package of snacks--HOW NICE WAS THAT??
He has learned some things. He reports that the teenagers like to flout the laws of their land with underage drinking and other unsightly shenanigans. He has been reporting all this to his research assistant, Humbucker, who apparently HAS NOT BEEN TAKING NOTES. He has also met with other more experienced researchers but he doesn't get along with them very well. He says they feel threaten because he's a guy and he speaks polish. The other researchers are studying hipster vampires.
In all the turmoil, Fudz B losted her job somewhere! I looked under the bed and in teh closet--it weren't there. BUT she is experimenting with different fudz for us, and so far I have loved them all. Does she think she will find her job in a can? I DUNNO THE YUMANS ARE MYSTERIOUS.