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[lastpunchline]

Hey guys, this guy here had a very good run but I can't even seem to troll with him anymore, so I'm sending Eddie home, to where he will finish his epic 30 story fall and cause a hobo to concoct a crazed conspiracy theory.

So kindly:

friend remove lastpunchlineHe's leaving all his weapons to a certain Mindy Macready - that includes his

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[caughtthebullet]

WHO WILL BURN HIS DIAGRAMS NOW?

[lastpunchline]

Adrian will make them and they will SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

Karma for killing NYC

[caughtthebullet]

GET OUT. OUT THE WINDOW NOW.

[lastpunchline]

Eddie is pleased that the last thing he sees is you in a really stupid hat, Adrian.

[neverplays]

/SOBS FOREVER

She may have to shoot things to release this tension. Dear Fate: Stop taking important people away. thanxkbye. X(

[lastpunchline]

Aww, Mindy, bb. You didn't make him break out in childhating hives, so that's pretty good <3

[neverplays]

She will light something in fire in your honor?

Even if she's not the biggest fan of flames.

[prefers_chess]

You're leaving her a flamethrower?

Welp, time to flee for the border.

[lastpunchline]

Sucks to be you, sparky.

[had_not_lived]

*CRIES FOREVER*

I loved reading him in ways I can't put into words. <3

[lastpunchline]

Awww <3 I had some good times with him.

[71_chevelle]

Aw, hell - this journal fer old times' sake.

[lastpunchline]

He would have left you all his cigars. Now they are in the possession of a 12 year old.

[missesthestars]

Promise disapproves, Eddie.

[lastpunchline]

I'd be more worried about the flamethrower.