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HEADCANON MEME

Jan 03, 2010 19:16

Sup, polychromatids. Time for your... monthly meme!

HEADCANON MEME

shut up I like polka dots do not judge me

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primrosella January 4 2010, 03:21:09 UTC

Rosella | primrosella
Proto Man | proto_typing

Yeah, characters from canons that basically no one's ever heard of! Ask me questions. Watch me tl;dr. Profit. ♥

horrible_penny January 4 2010, 03:47:56 UTC

Rosella: Chocolate or vanilla?

This is very important.

primrosella January 4 2010, 03:51:39 UTC

Oh, chocolate, definitely chocolate. Preferably milk chocolate, but she'll take most any kind she can get, really. Time and again, canon emphasizes her father's sweet tooth (it nearly kills him once, and actually saves his life another time), and so my headcanon is that she's inherited that trait from him.

horrible_penny January 4 2010, 04:01:42 UTC

Death by sweet tooth? o_O What a way to go.

primrosella January 4 2010, 04:05:05 UTC

Well, sort of. Sir Graham's out roaming the countryside, on his mission to save the kingdom and restore it to glory and all that, and while he's out adventuring he sees this house made out of gingerbread and covered over in candy, right? So he's like, "Hey, sure, why not, I've got time for a snack." and he heads over and starts munching on the gingerbread house.

...You may sense where this is going.

horrible_penny January 4 2010, 04:14:21 UTC

Oh dear. NEVER CHEW ON THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

primrosella January 4 2010, 04:19:01 UTC

The worst part is, it's something you actually get points for. The game actually rewards you for taking the time out to go engage in property damage and tempt the wrath of a witch who will turn you into a Graham Cracker (I am not making this up) lawn ornament if she catches you.

Of course, the game also rewards you more for murdering her than it does for avoiding her, so apparently the point system is flagrantly weighted against the witch on this one. Nonviolent solutions, my butt.

horrible_penny January 4 2010, 04:45:23 UTC

Graham Cracker? I must play this game, even though I... don't play games. I didn't know the puns were canon!

Also, Penny questions the moral lessons this game teaches and objects to its discrimination against witches.

primrosella January 4 2010, 04:53:40 UTC

Oh, yes, the puns are 100% canon. I could sit here and list them, but I'd be here all day. I think King's Quest VI is probably the worst of the series, though, what with the horse you ride to the land of the dead being named Night Mare, the Guard Dogs of the Castle of the Crown being actual dogs (the captain is a collie), the Stick-In-The-Mud and the Bump-On-A-Log (both characters you interact with), and the whole of the Pun Garden, which is filled with things like snapping snapdragons, frozen iceberg lettuce, and even a rotten tomato. Who is a nasty piece of work, let me tell you.

ALL WITCHES ARE EVIL. Logic says so. If you weren't evil, you wouldn't be a witch SO THERE.

sitaronthewater January 4 2010, 05:35:40 UTC

PROTO

What's your favourite type of sandwich?

primrosella January 4 2010, 05:45:10 UTC

Hahahaha, okay, this is quite obviously 100% made up cracked-out headcanon, but. Proto's favorite type of sandwich is...

...the sandwich that occurs when you take every edible thing in the fridge, put it between two slices of bread, and eat it.

No, really, he's not at all picky about what he eats, the few times that he ever has the chance to. It's not like he has taste buds for the vast majority of his life, so when he does happen to acquire them, cough cough, he's more caught up in the sensation of taste at all to really think about whether or not he likes something or not.

Also, when he's eating, it's more because he's hungry and he wants to get rid of that feeling, as opposed to eating because he enjoys it. His reasons are entirely practical on that one.

horrible_protag January 4 2010, 22:11:18 UTC

/thinking of more Proto questions, because Rosella is gettin' them all

That sandwich is awesome and lulz.

UM. PROTO. What does he think about/fantasize about? Can he romance? Like, is he able to, due to Wily?

primrosella January 4 2010, 22:56:17 UTC

Waaaaaay back in the day, he used to harass Kaiba with his disgusting sandwich-making habits. He'd turn human for a day and literally just raid the fridge for anything he could get his hands on. I like to pretend that it's something he saw Wily do on more than one occasion--y'know, the mad doctor's down in his lab creating the next amazing device that will help him conquer the world, he's not gonna take time out to have an actual real dinner. So he slaps whatever he's got between some bread and eats it one-handed while hunching over his drawing board and muttering in German ( ... )

primrosella January 4 2010, 23:14:26 UTC

Honestly, if his canon were anything but the 90's Animated Saturday Morning Action Show that it is, I'd be a little creeped out by just how fixated on his brother Proto can be. Not only does he outright disobey his creator (which is something that not many robots are even capable of, and apparently something Wily repeatedly laments allowing him to do) for the sake of indulging his desire to destroy his little brother, he actually spends whole episodes doing nothing but supporting Mega's side, simply because he thinks Wily's current plan is so incredibly stupid. He literally stands five feet away from Wily and does nothing but go, "Oh snap, Little Bro's got you now, Wily!", or variants thereof, for the entire episode ( ... )

doujin_dork January 5 2010, 03:03:38 UTC

LOL, OH MAN, YEAH, KAIBA. I need to back-stalk to see Human!Proto and Kaiba, holy craaap.

Oh my god, there's more incest in there than between the Hitachiins. Haha. Creepy stalker ways. Hiyori knows nothing of these. :| Actually, she probably doesn't. omg, does he really? That's incredibly hilarious.

WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER QUESTION. ABOUT ROMANCE. And while we're at it, does Proto like any emotion while human?

primrosella January 5 2010, 03:48:46 UTC

Working for Kaiba was actually a lot of fun for Proto, in a weird sort of way. Mostly because Kaiba was a lot like Wily, except competent. It made for an interesting combination. I seem to recall that when the amusement park first appeared, Proto went and played one of the shooting games and won Kaiba a stuffed animal. Just to be a douche.

Regarding the romance thing: I don't think he can do romance according to the traditional definition of it, no. I mean, take a minute, sit back, and try to picture Proto in a tuxedo at a fancy restaurant, offering a red rose to a pretty girl with diamonds at her throat. Really doesn't work, does it? And not just because of the whole robot thing, either.

If Proto does have the capability to experience the more "good guy" emotions like compassion and affection, it's buried way, way deep in his programming. But Dr. Light does indicate that the ability is there, because he assumes that's what's just kicked in when Proto suddenly starts appearing to be on the good guy side in Bro Bots. And I don't ( ... )

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