Our National Poetry Slam strategy
We have some tough bouts at Nationals this year, so in the interest of gamesmanship, the Austin team has given me permission to post our strategy here.
Bout 1
Poem 1: Christopher Lee - "I Fucking Hate the Midwest, Especially Wisconsin"
Poem 2: Group poem entitled "Cheesdick," which is all about how people from Wisconsin have sex with cheeses
Poem 3: Group poem about physical abuse of kids with cancer in Afghanistan
Poem 4: Tony Jackson - "Don't Be Scared, White People!"
Bout 2
Poem 1: Group poem - "You call this watery piss 'beer'?"
Poem 2: Andy Buck - "Billie Holliday versus John Coltrane"
Poem 3: DaShade Moonbeam - No poem, just a series of backflips and roundhouse kicks
Poem 4: Danny Strack - "The Rape of the Last Unicorn"
Think you can handle us? I doubt it.
Bout 1
Poem 1: Christopher Lee - "I Fucking Hate the Midwest, Especially Wisconsin"
Poem 2: Group poem entitled "Cheesdick," which is all about how people from Wisconsin have sex with cheeses
Poem 3: Group poem about physical abuse of kids with cancer in Afghanistan
Poem 4: Tony Jackson - "Don't Be Scared, White People!"
Bout 2
Poem 1: Group poem - "You call this watery piss 'beer'?"
Poem 2: Andy Buck - "Billie Holliday versus John Coltrane"
Poem 3: DaShade Moonbeam - No poem, just a series of backflips and roundhouse kicks
Poem 4: Danny Strack - "The Rape of the Last Unicorn"
Think you can handle us? I doubt it.