The Bachelorette
Women. Ugh.
I watched most of this season of "The Bachelorette." If you don't know what the show is, you're one of those obnoxious "I don't watch TV" people. I hate you people.
It's a reality show. One girl chooses a husband from 25 eager men. Well, last night was the finale, and the girl was down to two men. AND SHE CHOSE THE WRONG ONE. And with that, she cemented further my belief that no, I will never ever understand women.
Her final choice was between:
(a) A 32-year-old single father, who was kind, hot, sincere, had an adorable child, and was a lot of fun
or
(b) A 25-year-old "professional snowboarder" who has a truly odd face, who likes to bump fists way too much, and who never said one remotely sincere or insightful thing
She chose (b). She chose the snowboarder.
She is a fool. As am I, I suppose, for watching it so intently. When the truly good guy loses to the truly lame guy in such specatcular fashion, I'm lost. Save me, Amazing Race, save me.
I watched most of this season of "The Bachelorette." If you don't know what the show is, you're one of those obnoxious "I don't watch TV" people. I hate you people.
It's a reality show. One girl chooses a husband from 25 eager men. Well, last night was the finale, and the girl was down to two men. AND SHE CHOSE THE WRONG ONE. And with that, she cemented further my belief that no, I will never ever understand women.
Her final choice was between:
(a) A 32-year-old single father, who was kind, hot, sincere, had an adorable child, and was a lot of fun
or
(b) A 25-year-old "professional snowboarder" who has a truly odd face, who likes to bump fists way too much, and who never said one remotely sincere or insightful thing
She chose (b). She chose the snowboarder.
She is a fool. As am I, I suppose, for watching it so intently. When the truly good guy loses to the truly lame guy in such specatcular fashion, I'm lost. Save me, Amazing Race, save me.