once twice three times a lady

[polskapromenade]

hey look you can make your own harajuku doll

if i was into science id be a paleontologist
why?
idk im really into dinosaurs
i am too but i wouldnt be a paleontologist
what i think they're cool
did you think it was cool when they found the trex with living tissue inside of it?
yeah!
wow you saw that?
yeah!
omg now i know i love you, i mean i knew but now i KNOW.

im dead
no you're not i brought you back to life!
i dont remember that

i was gonna be like, dude, there's newspaper in my apple pie!

that was a pre-baby comment. i didn't know there was a baby involved.

its fucking weird
then why is it so popular?
because its fucking weird

we should watch tickle me elmo on fire!
NO. no way im not high enough for that.
...silence...
i really want to watch tickl...
NO.

we should add 'it looks like coffee... but its rum and root beer!'
but no one said that
well no one has to say it for it to be funny

im too drunk to play solitaire
...thats not solitaire its tetris

my butt got stuck to the seat because i spilled soda on it did you hear it it was like '(duck noise)'