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i was partying with a bunch of girls when i walked in on this black guy having sex with like 4 really hot girls. when he saw me i think he got embarrassed and walked across the street to go "water the plants" so i started talking to the girls hitting on them and we decided to go to a party. when i get there Danny Trejo opens the door and helps with the beer. i get a little star struck and start talking to him about things and we end up saying how much we love the tv show Tonto which is better than the lone ranger any day. everyone is getting pretty drunk and trejo decides to show us a trick with a dog where he pours lighter fluid on it and lights it on fire, he says its like a work out for the dog because his lungs have to work harder to breathe and this makes him stronger. he also believes that this dosent hurt the dog. im totally sickens by this but kinda scared to fight trejo and i dont want to get beat up in front of all the girls. he lights the dog of fire and i start talking a lot of shit like how would you like it if i set you on fire this and that fuck you blah blah blah. after a few seconds somebody puts the old dog ( small and very old with fur like the Cheetos guy) and i start pushing Danny around telling him he is fucked up and i used to like his movies but now i think he is a piece of shit.i throw lighter fluid in his face and he pushes me. we end up getting in a fight and at one point while im on top of him trying to punch he opens his mouth really wide to scream and i punch him in the back of the throat. he gets very defensive and says he used to think i was cool too but now im just an over reactor. dom and pregame show up at the party and i tell them what happened. i just realized that the party was in the backyard of my house where i grew up. they dont really have an opinion but i tell them about dmt and they dont really understand. they think it is something that will mess up your brain and wont listen to me about how it isnt. inside the living room is a class room where i watch tonto for a while. eventually alot of people come in including trejeo so i go outside. its night and some rave/racing cars pull up playing loud rave music and throwing squishy glow in the dark dog toys everywhere. after a minute zeeks ranger pulls up and andy, zeek, dom, michal julian. and some others get out of it. i say whats up to them, tell them about what happened and me and trejeo help with the beer. inside is the elementary school teacher from my work. she tells me that two people have informed her that i have changed and am not the same anymore. that im way weirder. she says that its probably what was in that dmt. i try to tell her that i have never smoked it before its just in my backpack but she dosent belive me. i tell her that i suspect dom and pregame and she says it wasn't but i know it was. i go back to watching Tonto and i look over at danny and he throws me two pillows since im lying on the floor. apparently he isnt mad at me anymore so i say thanks. then i woke up