This is some Bruce Banner shit!
This is some Bruce Banner shit! I was at Big C buying some Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner “An Intense Hop Experience”. So much hops it's intense! I always wanted an intense beer, like my moneys worth like a six-pack squeezed into one bottle, like 2 in one. Its not impossible, shampoo and conditioner has been doing the impossible for years. The beer is bitter as fuck, I never got those “bitter beer face” commercials till after one sip of intense hops my face contoured involuntary. It was good though, before each sip I have to get ready like pump myself up and do so head football slaps, serious beer drinking, I have to put on a goddamn suit and tie on. Back track to in line at Big C buying my intense beer, a black guy with a gold tooth turns around and ask me what’s in an Incredible Hulk, I looked on the counter and his [fat mike(NOFX)look alike] friend had hypnotic and some unidentifiable bottle on the counter. I told them, “I think it’s Hennessy,” he turns to his friend, “See I told your ass that’s some knock off Bruce Banner shit!” “its gonna to turn purple! Not green! You going to be the incredible barney!” I couldn’t help but laugh even though his friend looked like he was going to cry…
I saw Murs the president elect of hip hop? It was a weird show, it was fun at times and then awkwardly confusing, his new songs are like Kanye West, and he sings them like Kanye all arrogant, sorry, I mean with swagger, which was awesome, Then he went into “date rape” sublime cover? And preached about women and how he’s all heartbroken like some pussy. I guess he was just trying to get some v for his d after the show.
I feel some where in between of where I was and where I was supposed to be. I still know who I am and where I wanted to be, I just thought I’d be there by now. So I don’t know what to do till then, which is now. Waiting in a rollercoaster line. Yaaa college!
Note to my boy JT: you need to be on the SNL cast. I know you want to, I can see it in your eyes when I get lost in them, not cause your sexy but because you are funny and ok a little sexy... back, we all know you have fun there. SNL you know it too.
Note to self: see beyounce in person before I die.
I saw Murs the president elect of hip hop? It was a weird show, it was fun at times and then awkwardly confusing, his new songs are like Kanye West, and he sings them like Kanye all arrogant, sorry, I mean with swagger, which was awesome, Then he went into “date rape” sublime cover? And preached about women and how he’s all heartbroken like some pussy. I guess he was just trying to get some v for his d after the show.
I feel some where in between of where I was and where I was supposed to be. I still know who I am and where I wanted to be, I just thought I’d be there by now. So I don’t know what to do till then, which is now. Waiting in a rollercoaster line. Yaaa college!
Note to my boy JT: you need to be on the SNL cast. I know you want to, I can see it in your eyes when I get lost in them, not cause your sexy but because you are funny and ok a little sexy... back, we all know you have fun there. SNL you know it too.
Note to self: see beyounce in person before I die.