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[pollypry]

I was downstairs looking through the stacks of unmarked tapes downstairs and came upon my 1st birthday video. Babies are idiots. And for some reason, watching myself as a baby, looking nearly exactly the same as I do now, I never want to do drugs or have sex or anything like that ever again. Sinful adultualities are so creepy when you're looking at yourself drooling on a rocking horse (or better?). The best part was the kind of conversations a typical Jewish family has together. When the camera panned along the birthday decorations my uncle is talking about beer in the backround.

I was fucking adorable and couldn't handle wearing socks.