Nude Apple Wing Ding

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While looking for actual chicken wing recipes last night, I came across THE FUNNIEST RECIPE EVER on cooks.com:

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NUDE APPLE WING DING
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1 apple
 1 satin cushion
 7 blue candles

Prepare this dish wearing nothing but a smile. Peel an
apple, being careful to keep peeling in one long piece.
Throw apple away. Place peeling around neck. Sit on satin
cushion on dining room table. surrounded by 7 blue candles.
Wait for husband to come home. Wing ding should start
shortly thereafter.